Cheshire Cafe
@cafedecheshire.bsky.social
Smol fairy godfather who has lost his magic wand up his own ass.
Chronically horny and terrified halfling.
Compulsory Professional Cassandra At Large
Unrepentantly sardonic Cait Sith living in a trashcan full of love and screes and yips.
Chronically horny and terrified halfling.
Compulsory Professional Cassandra At Large
Unrepentantly sardonic Cait Sith living in a trashcan full of love and screes and yips.
I am nothing if not persistent. I will hard-head my way through *ANYTHING* that gets in my way. The blood of the Scottish warrior surges in my veins. I will not be stopped.
*Slumps over, bleeding from the forehead.*
*Slumps over, bleeding from the forehead.*
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I am nothing if not persistent. I will hard-head my way through *ANYTHING* that gets in my way. The blood of the Scottish warrior surges in my veins. I will not be stopped.
*Slumps over, bleeding from the forehead.*
*Slumps over, bleeding from the forehead.*
I invite this man to visit cemeteries they were around prior to the 1950s, and ask him to take note of the years on the headstones.
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I invite this man to visit cemeteries they were around prior to the 1950s, and ask him to take note of the years on the headstones.
The vibe is rather rancid on this one. Blue Boomerism;
No positive thoughts, incessantly focusing on making cheap political comments, 0 class solidarity and 0 intersectionality.
Not my cup of tea. If you are like this, stay far away from me. I'm depressed enough and you just make it worse.
No positive thoughts, incessantly focusing on making cheap political comments, 0 class solidarity and 0 intersectionality.
Not my cup of tea. If you are like this, stay far away from me. I'm depressed enough and you just make it worse.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The vibe is rather rancid on this one. Blue Boomerism;
No positive thoughts, incessantly focusing on making cheap political comments, 0 class solidarity and 0 intersectionality.
Not my cup of tea. If you are like this, stay far away from me. I'm depressed enough and you just make it worse.
No positive thoughts, incessantly focusing on making cheap political comments, 0 class solidarity and 0 intersectionality.
Not my cup of tea. If you are like this, stay far away from me. I'm depressed enough and you just make it worse.
Stop trying to ruin a good thing. Nothing good comes from having *anything* to do with right wing or centrist people beyond the minimal requirements of societal function.
I don't need to engage with the opinions of the disingenuous.
I don't need to engage with the opinions of the disingenuous.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Stop trying to ruin a good thing. Nothing good comes from having *anything* to do with right wing or centrist people beyond the minimal requirements of societal function.
I don't need to engage with the opinions of the disingenuous.
I don't need to engage with the opinions of the disingenuous.
I'm just always wary of how far people generalize historical imagery. Armbands are a big example, since the S.S armband sticks in people's mind, but that same accessory has also existed as a signifier of combat medics even for western powers. It's the small details and an understanding that fashion
August 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I'm just always wary of how far people generalize historical imagery. Armbands are a big example, since the S.S armband sticks in people's mind, but that same accessory has also existed as a signifier of combat medics even for western powers. It's the small details and an understanding that fashion
You also didn't notice the statue of Liberty picture in your pinned post has some freaky extra fingers.
Doesn't any of this as foolishness make you feel embarrassed?
Doesn't any of this as foolishness make you feel embarrassed?
August 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You also didn't notice the statue of Liberty picture in your pinned post has some freaky extra fingers.
Doesn't any of this as foolishness make you feel embarrassed?
Doesn't any of this as foolishness make you feel embarrassed?
Post a non-, religious photo you think of as holy
I'm not joking to this being the closest I've ever come to feeling like there might be a benevolent god.
I'm not joking to this being the closest I've ever come to feeling like there might be a benevolent god.
August 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Post a non-, religious photo you think of as holy
I'm not joking to this being the closest I've ever come to feeling like there might be a benevolent god.
I'm not joking to this being the closest I've ever come to feeling like there might be a benevolent god.
Before you raise a fuss, I'm not the one that made the rules.
You did. You were "asking" for it.
You did. You were "asking" for it.
August 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Before you raise a fuss, I'm not the one that made the rules.
You did. You were "asking" for it.
You did. You were "asking" for it.
I feel like a cat accosted by a Roomba.
August 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I feel like a cat accosted by a Roomba.
This is an electric tablecloth from the Edwardian era.
August 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is an electric tablecloth from the Edwardian era.
Liberals, take care of your fucking trash. By being so carelessly "Big Tent" You're harboring some of the worst scum imaginable and you just don't seem to give a shit because they tell you all the political things you want to hear.
All they really care about is that Republicans are easy to hate
All they really care about is that Republicans are easy to hate
August 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Liberals, take care of your fucking trash. By being so carelessly "Big Tent" You're harboring some of the worst scum imaginable and you just don't seem to give a shit because they tell you all the political things you want to hear.
All they really care about is that Republicans are easy to hate
All they really care about is that Republicans are easy to hate
This is a Troll PSA; This guy is skulking around harassing people with copy/paste transphobic rhetoric. At least two of my mutuals have 24 hours to unfollow this account or be blocked. Add this account to your block lists and inform others accordingly.
August 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is a Troll PSA; This guy is skulking around harassing people with copy/paste transphobic rhetoric. At least two of my mutuals have 24 hours to unfollow this account or be blocked. Add this account to your block lists and inform others accordingly.
Welp. If nuclear war happens, we know we'll have at least something to sustain us...
August 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Welp. If nuclear war happens, we know we'll have at least something to sustain us...
I'm not sure this person's ever going to tell the truth given how much shady shit they tried to pull.
The sad thing is it doesn't take much to fool Democrat bsky users into falling for this shit.
So people like this absolute treasure over here get thousands of follows if left alone long enough.
The sad thing is it doesn't take much to fool Democrat bsky users into falling for this shit.
So people like this absolute treasure over here get thousands of follows if left alone long enough.
August 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm not sure this person's ever going to tell the truth given how much shady shit they tried to pull.
The sad thing is it doesn't take much to fool Democrat bsky users into falling for this shit.
So people like this absolute treasure over here get thousands of follows if left alone long enough.
The sad thing is it doesn't take much to fool Democrat bsky users into falling for this shit.
So people like this absolute treasure over here get thousands of follows if left alone long enough.
@aletanook.bsky.social
Oh no you don't. You don't get to clean that mistake up.
You have a lot to answer for. Trying to spin an 8% increase as something considerable is peak racism via statistics manipulation.
Oh no you don't. You don't get to clean that mistake up.
You have a lot to answer for. Trying to spin an 8% increase as something considerable is peak racism via statistics manipulation.
August 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
@aletanook.bsky.social
Oh no you don't. You don't get to clean that mistake up.
You have a lot to answer for. Trying to spin an 8% increase as something considerable is peak racism via statistics manipulation.
Oh no you don't. You don't get to clean that mistake up.
You have a lot to answer for. Trying to spin an 8% increase as something considerable is peak racism via statistics manipulation.
I can't see something like this as anything else but a tantrum by someone who is very frustrated and needs a hug, a pacifier, and a nap.
August 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I can't see something like this as anything else but a tantrum by someone who is very frustrated and needs a hug, a pacifier, and a nap.
My loving bf just gave me a fucking heart attack by sneaking into our pitch black room and reaching over the top of my phone like a ghost in a goddamned J-horror movie.
He's lucky I love him because in my head I wanted to do this to him;
He's lucky I love him because in my head I wanted to do this to him;
July 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My loving bf just gave me a fucking heart attack by sneaking into our pitch black room and reaching over the top of my phone like a ghost in a goddamned J-horror movie.
He's lucky I love him because in my head I wanted to do this to him;
He's lucky I love him because in my head I wanted to do this to him;
For someone so anxious about messing up baking projects, Oz has an enviable eye for doneness. Maybe it's the visual sensitivity that makes him so twitchy about image quality and artifacting whenever we watch something together.
Still, I could get used to the rewards of a pedantic mind...
Still, I could get used to the rewards of a pedantic mind...
July 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
For someone so anxious about messing up baking projects, Oz has an enviable eye for doneness. Maybe it's the visual sensitivity that makes him so twitchy about image quality and artifacting whenever we watch something together.
Still, I could get used to the rewards of a pedantic mind...
Still, I could get used to the rewards of a pedantic mind...
I have space for only one Alexander in my heart...
July 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have space for only one Alexander in my heart...
Proper English term would be a Valet.
These *were* common, and were often more in service of the man of the house than the lady.
It never fails; Masculinity as a product always seems to focus on removing every convention from a mans life. None of these guidelines actually come from people who
These *were* common, and were often more in service of the man of the house than the lady.
It never fails; Masculinity as a product always seems to focus on removing every convention from a mans life. None of these guidelines actually come from people who
July 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Proper English term would be a Valet.
These *were* common, and were often more in service of the man of the house than the lady.
It never fails; Masculinity as a product always seems to focus on removing every convention from a mans life. None of these guidelines actually come from people who
These *were* common, and were often more in service of the man of the house than the lady.
It never fails; Masculinity as a product always seems to focus on removing every convention from a mans life. None of these guidelines actually come from people who
Have these fuckers ever seen what historical royalty looked like?
Consider that all of our visual evidence of what the purest bloodlines looked like were commissioned portraits; Someone was paid to create this likeness by a client who could have them executed on as whim.
And the results are ...
Consider that all of our visual evidence of what the purest bloodlines looked like were commissioned portraits; Someone was paid to create this likeness by a client who could have them executed on as whim.
And the results are ...
July 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Have these fuckers ever seen what historical royalty looked like?
Consider that all of our visual evidence of what the purest bloodlines looked like were commissioned portraits; Someone was paid to create this likeness by a client who could have them executed on as whim.
And the results are ...
Consider that all of our visual evidence of what the purest bloodlines looked like were commissioned portraits; Someone was paid to create this likeness by a client who could have them executed on as whim.
And the results are ...
*Facepalms*
These are the people who are the "Good ones" while I'm the villain.
Yeah...
These are the people who are the "Good ones" while I'm the villain.
Yeah...
July 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
*Facepalms*
These are the people who are the "Good ones" while I'm the villain.
Yeah...
These are the people who are the "Good ones" while I'm the villain.
Yeah...