Cacao Byproduct
@cacaobyproduct.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ ⚧️ Writer, artist, musician, immigration stuff
NB & ND (#ActuallyAutistic #ActuallyADHD) any pronouns tbh but often feel like an inanimate object or an alien or a combination thereof
Not male, not female, but a secret, third thing
Views my own only
NB & ND (#ActuallyAutistic #ActuallyADHD) any pronouns tbh but often feel like an inanimate object or an alien or a combination thereof
Not male, not female, but a secret, third thing
Views my own only
Pinned
Yuri Manga recommendation thread
Criteria:
I want something pleasant to read with interesting art
I prefer stories about adults (I don't like school stories)
I prefer something substantive - not necessarily serious, just something interesting and not generic
Disfavor male gaze or creepy shit
Criteria:
I want something pleasant to read with interesting art
I prefer stories about adults (I don't like school stories)
I prefer something substantive - not necessarily serious, just something interesting and not generic
Disfavor male gaze or creepy shit
Ryan Lizza sounds like a creepy footie loving London finance bro’s nickname
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Ryan Lizza sounds like a creepy footie loving London finance bro’s nickname
Ryan Liza, truly loves degrading himself and others for money
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Ryan Liza, truly loves degrading himself and others for money
Oh dear actual Russian bots being “Texan” influencers
Here’s that image with alt text.
Without it, blind & low-vision people are excluded from accessing what you post, since screen-readers generally cannot do images (even images of text).
Also, search & mute words cover alt text, so it lets people find or avoid your post if they want to.
Without it, blind & low-vision people are excluded from accessing what you post, since screen-readers generally cannot do images (even images of text).
Also, search & mute words cover alt text, so it lets people find or avoid your post if they want to.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Oh dear actual Russian bots being “Texan” influencers
Pit Bull saying
I know you want me
I know I want me
I know you want me
I know I want me
I know you want me
I know I want me
I know you want me
I know I want me
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Pit Bull saying
I know you want me
I know I want me
I know you want me
I know I want me
I know you want me
I know I want me
I know you want me
I know I want me
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
This is gonna continue to happen across major metropoles
CDMX may move within tbis lifetime
CDMX may move within tbis lifetime
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is gonna continue to happen across major metropoles
CDMX may move within tbis lifetime
CDMX may move within tbis lifetime
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Mamdani is definitely the face man in the Democrats’ heist team.
His meeting with Trump can only mean that Nancy Pelosi was shimmying through a White House air duct to boost the Epstein Files.
His meeting with Trump can only mean that Nancy Pelosi was shimmying through a White House air duct to boost the Epstein Files.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Mamdani is definitely the face man in the Democrats’ heist team.
His meeting with Trump can only mean that Nancy Pelosi was shimmying through a White House air duct to boost the Epstein Files.
His meeting with Trump can only mean that Nancy Pelosi was shimmying through a White House air duct to boost the Epstein Files.
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speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Pitbull singing chonky donkey fonky monky
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Pitbull singing chonky donkey fonky monky
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Y'all! The gloriously awful Mistletoe Mixup is on Netflix!! It's got a woman falling for two brothers. The roles are played by real life brothers, and their real life mother is also in the movie and encourages the main character to date them both. Other Highlights: creepy wish granting teenager.
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Y'all! The gloriously awful Mistletoe Mixup is on Netflix!! It's got a woman falling for two brothers. The roles are played by real life brothers, and their real life mother is also in the movie and encourages the main character to date them both. Other Highlights: creepy wish granting teenager.
What if Mamdani convinces trump to fire jd Vance Stephen miller and rfk jr and the rest then retire
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What if Mamdani convinces trump to fire jd Vance Stephen miller and rfk jr and the rest then retire
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No. Wait. Hold on. They are not doing this in the Food Network test kitchen/Wildcard set? And apparently I’m officially “what are those 12-year-olds doing on tv talking about Nazis” years old.
Mockler: Nick Fuentes is trying to make moves to gain leverage over the Republican party. There is a very real chance that he capitalizes on this in such a way that Marjorie is then in his camp. I don't think that would be good for the Maga establishment.
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
No. Wait. Hold on. They are not doing this in the Food Network test kitchen/Wildcard set? And apparently I’m officially “what are those 12-year-olds doing on tv talking about Nazis” years old.
I am glad I’m child free but I think child free people sometimes get anti child which is weird and bad
Same with people without pets
Same with people without pets
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I am glad I’m child free but I think child free people sometimes get anti child which is weird and bad
Same with people without pets
Same with people without pets
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Everyone stop acting weird and shocked about MTG. She has been systematically distancing herself from the current GOP for months and months. She has a plan reform herself under a new image ON THE RIGHT that’s not part of a sinking ship.
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Everyone stop acting weird and shocked about MTG. She has been systematically distancing herself from the current GOP for months and months. She has a plan reform herself under a new image ON THE RIGHT that’s not part of a sinking ship.
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
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tbh the reason a lot of grassroots' women's sports are often filled with queer women & are very accepting of trans women vs professional industry leagues often staffed by men is in part because grassroots women's sports tends to embrace the homoeroticism of play
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
tbh the reason a lot of grassroots' women's sports are often filled with queer women & are very accepting of trans women vs professional industry leagues often staffed by men is in part because grassroots women's sports tends to embrace the homoeroticism of play
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Trump says more nice things about Mamdani and they shake hands
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Trump says more nice things about Mamdani and they shake hands
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If you're keeping score this week, Carney is:
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If you're keeping score this week, Carney is:
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
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you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
Babies in your street
Legsmaxxing to get an office job early
Legsmaxxing to get an office job early
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Babies in your street
Legsmaxxing to get an office job early
Legsmaxxing to get an office job early
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Epstein whistleblowers have already received death threats.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Epstein whistleblowers have already received death threats.
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Oh okay so this is how they're going to rationalize invading Canada or at least closing the border.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Oh okay so this is how they're going to rationalize invading Canada or at least closing the border.
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on an overnight train in Slovakia somewhere in the corner of the Polish and Czech borders. pretty sure I ate some bad sausage while bike touring and camping in the Carpathians. fun fact, those old European trains have toilets that just open a hatch and dump direct on the track.
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
on an overnight train in Slovakia somewhere in the corner of the Polish and Czech borders. pretty sure I ate some bad sausage while bike touring and camping in the Carpathians. fun fact, those old European trains have toilets that just open a hatch and dump direct on the track.
AI findomme girlfriend
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
AI findomme girlfriend
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I did do some early shopping in the Black Friday sales, so I bought a good quality whistle on a chain from Etsy that I can have on me all the time and moisture wicking socks to give out on the street. They both just arrived and I had a moment to let the 2025 of it all sink in.
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I did do some early shopping in the Black Friday sales, so I bought a good quality whistle on a chain from Etsy that I can have on me all the time and moisture wicking socks to give out on the street. They both just arrived and I had a moment to let the 2025 of it all sink in.