our lady of the emasculate conception
@c-brighde.bsky.social
candace 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 she/her, e/em/er, whatever.
metamorphosis aut mors.
ǽlc mann þe wísdóm lufað byð gesǽlig
metamorphosis aut mors.
ǽlc mann þe wísdóm lufað byð gesǽlig
Pinned
Charlotte Trans Health is having a T-shirt design contest.
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i was just sitting here like "the recent golden age of television is over" when AMC kicked open the door with an old, ragged, cum-stained copy of an Anne Rice book and shouted GUESS WHAT FUJOS.
August 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i was just sitting here like "the recent golden age of television is over" when AMC kicked open the door with an old, ragged, cum-stained copy of an Anne Rice book and shouted GUESS WHAT FUJOS.
tell your doctor right away if you experience symptoms of low sodium blood level, such as eating a big bowl of chow mein for dinner and then deciding that a good dessert would be a pickle spear with mustard wrapped in a slice of sharp cheddar
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
tell your doctor right away if you experience symptoms of low sodium blood level, such as eating a big bowl of chow mein for dinner and then deciding that a good dessert would be a pickle spear with mustard wrapped in a slice of sharp cheddar
new pohm. another sonnet technically, but a little more experimental than the last. i think Spenser would be proud.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
new pohm. another sonnet technically, but a little more experimental than the last. i think Spenser would be proud.
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the Secret of the Ooze is that it was made out of acetaminophen & puberty blockers
September 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the Secret of the Ooze is that it was made out of acetaminophen & puberty blockers
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fair use kink; you can fuck me me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes
July 8, 2023 at 10:23 PM
fair use kink; you can fuck me me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes
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Yoooooo this is cool a fuck.
I saw this circulatory system bookmark on Daniel Martin Diaz’s IG page and HAD to get one. I also got myself one of his bandannas to either wear or else use as a decorative cloth in my studio. 🐡
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Yoooooo this is cool a fuck.
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In 2025, lesbians need to up their game. U-Haul across the country? NO. Build a Gundam and fly it out of the atmosphere and to the space colonies to kiss your newtype girlfriend.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
In 2025, lesbians need to up their game. U-Haul across the country? NO. Build a Gundam and fly it out of the atmosphere and to the space colonies to kiss your newtype girlfriend.
albeit way less Kafkaesque and horrifying
yesterday i got a driver's license and a letter congratulating me on being accepted to university. second puberty be just like first puberty fr.
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
albeit way less Kafkaesque and horrifying
yesterday i got a driver's license and a letter congratulating me on being accepted to university. second puberty be just like first puberty fr.
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
yesterday i got a driver's license and a letter congratulating me on being accepted to university. second puberty be just like first puberty fr.
The Wrong Onerable judges Murphy, Batchelder, Kethledge, Thapar, Nalbandian, Bush, Sutton, Griffin, Larson, & Readler are all pathetic, small-cocked losers who can't get it up and are so stupid that they can't understand why their spouses are fucking other people. This is my sincerely held belief.
BREAKING: The Sixth Circuit, in a 10-7 en banc decision, holds that an Ohio school district's anti-bullying policy that requires students to use children's preferred pronouns is likely unconstitutional on these facts.
Judge Murphy, a Trump appointee, writes the court's decision.
Judge Murphy, a Trump appointee, writes the court's decision.
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The Wrong Onerable judges Murphy, Batchelder, Kethledge, Thapar, Nalbandian, Bush, Sutton, Griffin, Larson, & Readler are all pathetic, small-cocked losers who can't get it up and are so stupid that they can't understand why their spouses are fucking other people. This is my sincerely held belief.
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i’m waiting on a new ebt card since my old one was deactivated for no apparent reason. i am hungry and my therapist has twice expressed concern over how much weight i’ve lost.
i need food, and i can’t afford it without food stamps.
venmo and cashapp are eecifi
i need food, and i can’t afford it without food stamps.
venmo and cashapp are eecifi
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i’m waiting on a new ebt card since my old one was deactivated for no apparent reason. i am hungry and my therapist has twice expressed concern over how much weight i’ve lost.
i need food, and i can’t afford it without food stamps.
venmo and cashapp are eecifi
i need food, and i can’t afford it without food stamps.
venmo and cashapp are eecifi
remember: for every tranny you see, there's a hundred more hiding in the walls
October 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
remember: for every tranny you see, there's a hundred more hiding in the walls
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at this rate we'll all be replaced by sexy cyborgs and there won't be any more Jesus-approved white children
September 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
at this rate we'll all be replaced by sexy cyborgs and there won't be any more Jesus-approved white children
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Though today is Ada Lovelace Day, my thoughts also turn to another incredible woman and scientist.
Her name is Lynn Conway - a trans woman who first designed the microchip allowing me to find Trans+ community online, and from there, do the work I do as a journalist.
#ALD25
Her name is Lynn Conway - a trans woman who first designed the microchip allowing me to find Trans+ community online, and from there, do the work I do as a journalist.
#ALD25
We're stronger together, as Trans computing pioneer Lynn Conway shows with the Succesful Trans Man Archive
It became what is now an archived insight into trans masc stories from the 00s, with insights into the pivotal early work of many FTM rights and activism.
www.wearequeeraf.com
October 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Though today is Ada Lovelace Day, my thoughts also turn to another incredible woman and scientist.
Her name is Lynn Conway - a trans woman who first designed the microchip allowing me to find Trans+ community online, and from there, do the work I do as a journalist.
#ALD25
Her name is Lynn Conway - a trans woman who first designed the microchip allowing me to find Trans+ community online, and from there, do the work I do as a journalist.
#ALD25
some people just don't seem to recognize all the works that Wóden does in their lives
October 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
some people just don't seem to recognize all the works that Wóden does in their lives
lady at work, voice deep as mine, said to me, quote: "you are Jesus's precious little boy".
bitch i'm 6'5", 230 lbs, and frivolous. now if you're ready to shut up, i'm ready to help you get your pancreas-affirming care.
bitch i'm 6'5", 230 lbs, and frivolous. now if you're ready to shut up, i'm ready to help you get your pancreas-affirming care.
October 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
lady at work, voice deep as mine, said to me, quote: "you are Jesus's precious little boy".
bitch i'm 6'5", 230 lbs, and frivolous. now if you're ready to shut up, i'm ready to help you get your pancreas-affirming care.
bitch i'm 6'5", 230 lbs, and frivolous. now if you're ready to shut up, i'm ready to help you get your pancreas-affirming care.
the forgotten station of the cross.
"And when they were come into a place called Golgotha, Jesus gave thanks unto Simon of Cyrene, saying, Though thou beest a faggot, a sinner, and a wretch, yet I love thee: Thou art my precious little boy. Then was Simon wroth, and smote him in his mouth."
"And when they were come into a place called Golgotha, Jesus gave thanks unto Simon of Cyrene, saying, Though thou beest a faggot, a sinner, and a wretch, yet I love thee: Thou art my precious little boy. Then was Simon wroth, and smote him in his mouth."
there's a certain brand of Christianity that really seems to empower people to say things that might get them punched in the mouth
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
the forgotten station of the cross.
"And when they were come into a place called Golgotha, Jesus gave thanks unto Simon of Cyrene, saying, Though thou beest a faggot, a sinner, and a wretch, yet I love thee: Thou art my precious little boy. Then was Simon wroth, and smote him in his mouth."
"And when they were come into a place called Golgotha, Jesus gave thanks unto Simon of Cyrene, saying, Though thou beest a faggot, a sinner, and a wretch, yet I love thee: Thou art my precious little boy. Then was Simon wroth, and smote him in his mouth."
there's a certain brand of Christianity that really seems to empower people to say things that might get them punched in the mouth
October 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
there's a certain brand of Christianity that really seems to empower people to say things that might get them punched in the mouth
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Flaccid Uggs of Crying
October 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Flaccid Uggs of Crying
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Deciding "sheeeeeesh" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been audited by your working class boyfriends and it SHOWS.
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Deciding "sheeeeeesh" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been audited by your working class boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
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on my left shoulder is a devil telling me to be an evil polygamous dyke and on my right shoulder an angel just went weak at the knees
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
on my left shoulder is a devil telling me to be an evil polygamous dyke and on my right shoulder an angel just went weak at the knees
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Beware the TES pipeline.
January 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Beware the TES pipeline.