our lady of the emasculate conception
@c-brighde.bsky.social
candace 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 she/her, e/em/er, whatever.
metamorphosis aut mors.
ǽlc mann þe wísdóm lufað byð gesǽlig
metamorphosis aut mors.
ǽlc mann þe wísdóm lufað byð gesǽlig
oh i feel great! i'm just hoping she texts me or something cuz even if it doesn't "go anywhere" she's fun to hang out with and talk to :3
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
oh i feel great! i'm just hoping she texts me or something cuz even if it doesn't "go anywhere" she's fun to hang out with and talk to :3
autism problems.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
autism problems.
i don't feel cool. i feel like there was an ulterior reason she invited me over beside the one she gave, and even tho she kept touching my thigh and playing with my hair and telling me i'm pretty, i was sure she just wanted to have a beer and a snack, and i'm stuck in playback mode for analysis.
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i don't feel cool. i feel like there was an ulterior reason she invited me over beside the one she gave, and even tho she kept touching my thigh and playing with my hair and telling me i'm pretty, i was sure she just wanted to have a beer and a snack, and i'm stuck in playback mode for analysis.
i didn't even get home from the bar/stranger's apartment until after 6am. gonna prolly need a nap later
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
i didn't even get home from the bar/stranger's apartment until after 6am. gonna prolly need a nap later
fake news. your press pass is hereby revoked.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
fake news. your press pass is hereby revoked.
the record was previously held by Terry Bradshaw, but the children were immunized by watching Ben Rodlessburger and Payd Unmanning go head-to-head while violating the tuck rule.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
the record was previously held by Terry Bradshaw, but the children were immunized by watching Ben Rodlessburger and Payd Unmanning go head-to-head while violating the tuck rule.
it is cringe. John Madden even holds the current record for most cringingest commentary by a geriatric in under 24 sec within 2 min and 13 sec of returning from commercial during a superbowl. but the fit, sweaty men eagerly joining a pile to play with each other's balls has a protective effect.
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
it is cringe. John Madden even holds the current record for most cringingest commentary by a geriatric in under 24 sec within 2 min and 13 sec of returning from commercial during a superbowl. but the fit, sweaty men eagerly joining a pile to play with each other's balls has a protective effect.
studies reviewed by what peers? scientific elites? biased and agendanated. children exposed to cringe before pubescence are almost guaranteed to get the gay later in life. that's just basic biology.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
studies reviewed by what peers? scientific elites? biased and agendanated. children exposed to cringe before pubescence are almost guaranteed to get the gay later in life. that's just basic biology.
that's cuz juvenile exposure to cringe significantly increases the risk of early-onset homosexuality
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
that's cuz juvenile exposure to cringe significantly increases the risk of early-onset homosexuality
i don't trust anyone who isn't at least a little cringe. being too afraid of being cringe is cringe tbh.
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
i don't trust anyone who isn't at least a little cringe. being too afraid of being cringe is cringe tbh.
relatable, and big mood, felt no choice but be a dude, while i rued with drugs and food, and misery accrued, my life i then eschewed, my flesh i nearly hewed, to have my blood be spewed, when i was imbued with a different attitude
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
relatable, and big mood, felt no choice but be a dude, while i rued with drugs and food, and misery accrued, my life i then eschewed, my flesh i nearly hewed, to have my blood be spewed, when i was imbued with a different attitude
yeah, and thanks. i'm still a Dumb Cunt tho ¬_¬
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
yeah, and thanks. i'm still a Dumb Cunt tho ¬_¬
twenty-two years as a Stupid Bitch for me. it really was this simple the whole time, too. been so much happier since letting go of the internalized misogyny that insisted no woman could ever be like me. the external misogyny still exists, but i'm too content to be giving any fucks about it now.
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
twenty-two years as a Stupid Bitch for me. it really was this simple the whole time, too. been so much happier since letting go of the internalized misogyny that insisted no woman could ever be like me. the external misogyny still exists, but i'm too content to be giving any fucks about it now.
but also mood :I
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
but also mood :I
you're the best poster on this entire web page, possibly even the world
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
you're the best poster on this entire web page, possibly even the world
i'm very onboard with tetrameter, but trochees are for Norsemen and not a proper foot for a dignified speaker of English 😤
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i'm very onboard with tetrameter, but trochees are for Norsemen and not a proper foot for a dignified speaker of English 😤
i'm more of a iota chad, so i prefer Sophocles
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i'm more of a iota chad, so i prefer Sophocles