our lady of the emasculate conception
@c-brighde.bsky.social
candace 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 she/her, e/em/er, whatever.
metamorphosis aut mors.
ǽlc mann þe wísdóm lufað byð gesǽlig
metamorphosis aut mors.
ǽlc mann þe wísdóm lufað byð gesǽlig
new pohm. another sonnet technically, but a little more experimental than the last. i think Spenser would be proud.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
new pohm. another sonnet technically, but a little more experimental than the last. i think Spenser would be proud.
i'm more of a iota chad, so i prefer Sophocles
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i'm more of a iota chad, so i prefer Sophocles
during one particularly rough stretch, i wound up having to survive for 2 weeks on $11. i was recently flipping through an old book and found a sticky note from that time, where i was trying to plan my grocery run. it came to $11.43 after tax, and i decided i could do without the macaroni.
![the aforementioned sticky note, still stuck in that book.
bread $0.97
mac $0.57 x 4
cheese $1.97
milk $1.99
meat $4.00
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$11.21
$11.43 w/ tax
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FOODONLY - [scribbled-out figure] $8.39
$8.56 w/ tax](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nst7k5t5fuimj3xtoii2wbwk/bafkreih643hhdkswvlbzuqeczs6pe7n72t57hbyqlhflkmv75v7hdv5mzi@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
during one particularly rough stretch, i wound up having to survive for 2 weeks on $11. i was recently flipping through an old book and found a sticky note from that time, where i was trying to plan my grocery run. it came to $11.43 after tax, and i decided i could do without the macaroni.
i love him and he's a good friend, but fr he has opinions and wisdom about things he knows nothing about
September 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i love him and he's a good friend, but fr he has opinions and wisdom about things he knows nothing about
i saw you at the park, but i was too shy to say hi
August 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i saw you at the park, but i was too shy to say hi
y'all. i may have found the solution to all our problems.
July 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
y'all. i may have found the solution to all our problems.
so i did my E for the first time on the summer solstice 2024, which means yesterday was officially one full year on hrt. happy rebirthday to me :)
June 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
so i did my E for the first time on the summer solstice 2024, which means yesterday was officially one full year on hrt. happy rebirthday to me :)
"she's a very tall lady"
June 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"she's a very tall lady"
lol imagine trying to insult a bisexual by saying they suck dick
June 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
lol imagine trying to insult a bisexual by saying they suck dick
my daughter got me this. she said it reminded her of me. what did she mean by that?
June 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
my daughter got me this. she said it reminded her of me. what did she mean by that?
good morning
June 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
good morning
okay but have you considered this?
June 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
okay but have you considered this?
i kinda don't understand how this works and these results seem a little unintuitive to me, but everyone's doing it so here
June 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i kinda don't understand how this works and these results seem a little unintuitive to me, but everyone's doing it so here
@katie.bzky.team the Superior Friday Injection Squad reports an uneventful and super creepy injection to the lower left abdomen.
metamorphosis aut mors o7
metamorphosis aut mors o7
June 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
@katie.bzky.team the Superior Friday Injection Squad reports an uneventful and super creepy injection to the lower left abdomen.
metamorphosis aut mors o7
metamorphosis aut mors o7
alright, Facebook, show me what you got
June 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
alright, Facebook, show me what you got
heheh these mushrooms look like boobies
June 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
heheh these mushrooms look like boobies
check out these titties tho :3
June 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
check out these titties tho :3
in case you're feeling nostalgic ;)
June 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
in case you're feeling nostalgic ;)
a little sloppy. i blame the caffeine and the adderall and the kid trying to climb me the whole time i was painting.
June 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
a little sloppy. i blame the caffeine and the adderall and the kid trying to climb me the whole time i was painting.