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Kristine
@bykeparker.bsky.social
Mom, wife, high school English teacher, writer, slow runner, singer, MSTie, Whovian, Critter, Dropout fan, musical theatre nerd, DM. Dw i’n dysgu Cymraeg. She/her.
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Hi new followers! Here’s the sunrise from my morning run.
File this social media ad under “ai should not be taking these jobs”
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
They didn’t have me at AI

I also don’t speak Norwegian
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Just thinking how funny it is that at the end of the novel, Jay Gatsby dies alone and practically no one goes to his funeral. Certainly no one truly knows him.
a man in a suit is standing in front of a body of water at night .
Alt: Gatsby looking moody and turning away to look across the water
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Unfortunate font choice seen in 7eleven
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Wordle 1,603 1/6

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Guess I’m Carol Burnett now!
(I’ve used the same starter word for years and it finally came up)
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Well fuck. Gotta put on dropout now to calm down 😔
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
VLADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This game is giving me a stomachache 😔
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
*hbp
a sign that says " walks will haunt " with a ghost
Alt: a sign that says " walks will haunt " with a ghost
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Magic shoe don’t fail me now
a woman is looking at herself in a mirror while applying makeup .
Alt: A gif from the OMG shoes video from the dawn of time
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Portland doesn’t need the military. Portland has its own defenses.
September 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Experimental philosophy
August 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
What gif pops up for your name?
August 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Slightly diminish a band: The Maimers
Slightly diminish a band: The Scantily Clad Ladies
Slightly diminish a band: Ben Folds Three
August 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Slightly diminish a band: The Scantily Clad Ladies
Slightly diminish a band: Ben Folds Three
Slightly diminish a band: Normal-Sized Head Todd and the Monsters
August 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Slightly diminish a band: Ben Folds Three
Slightly diminish a band: Normal-Sized Head Todd and the Monsters
Slightly diminish a band: 9,500 Maniacs
August 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is

Mine would be from the same show as Bill’s, but here’s a pic our teenage son sent us when we let him go on the train to meet a friend there!
August 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Is it just me or does this carved tobacconist figure from the Williamsburg art museum look like Brian David Gilbert?
August 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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"Why would I want to read something nobody could be bothered to write?"
August 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you see this, post a redhead.
July 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Unexpectedly good politics from Thomas Kinkade's family! www.kinkadefamilyfoundation.org
July 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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As the Senate considers voting to approve Trump's devastating funding cuts to public broadcasting, listen to the words of LeVar Burton.

The Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

Contact your senators today and urge them to oppose these cuts.
July 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM