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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row

Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
your linkedin year in review is here!

in 2025 you reported 289 posts for "other - no one should have these thoughts". thanks for looking out for the community!
December 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Putting Elon Musk on the cover of a magazine for anything other than “his illegal government funding cuts have already killed hundreds of thousands of people, mostly children” is propaganda
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
what are the mets doing lol
December 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
there's a chance he starts this week, if so colts game is must see tv lol
colts sign retired grandfather is funny but also: philip rivers is a 44 yo grandfather
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
real fuckin easy answer to that one chief
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
the greatest joy one can have in life is performing with their uncle Redfoo in the band LMFAO
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Good morning everyone
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
country's falling apart, rampant corruption, neo nazis in government

NYT: Renée Zellweger Will Not Back Down
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i'm amazed at how few AI-related popups adobe has in acrobat reader. i think the average human can withstand 50-70 more popups every time they open a PDF telling them to let their AI read it for you. my net worth is 5.6 billion dollars.
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
what a good day lol. i love new york city!
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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As a New York City sex offender who supports Israel and has taken a great deal of money from the government of Turkey: this one hurts. I won't lie. We will be back on the horse tomorrow, but tonight? Yeah, it hurts.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
tonyromobecomesbeelzebub.mp4
Thank you, Tony
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
fuck cuomo rest in piss
It really is amazing that when a popular young Democratic politician who wants to solve real problems for people beats an old-guard institutionalist Democrat in a primary, the institutionalist Democrat just stays in the race and basically runs as a Republican.
November 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i know the one thing that will heal this country. it is time to announce Old Sheldon
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
got a hot dog headache after one dog. i need to build up my hot dog immunity.
October 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM