replacing any ‘Yahweh’ references in Christmas carols or decorations with ‘yaoi’

Absolutely INCREDIBLE demonstration of what this platform can do: subscribe to this labeler and see which fancy private school different UK public figures on here went to, and how much those schools cost. bsky.app/profile/dadd...

Jesus I didn’t use windows for years at home and my only interaction was at work and this is shit

I guess I’m back on my rowing bullshit

probably one of my top 10 events to witness is the continuous flow of non-Americans coming to a sudden realization that the US lacks a lot of basic services they take for granted and then breathlessly posting about it

I don’t mean it in a mean way, thank you for thinking so highly of us until now

I am in Hell. I look to my left: a man is being lowered repeatedly into a boiling cauldron of lava. I shudder and look to my right: this woman has scorpions fed into her nostrils. No one must learn that I love mayo, which is being gently applied to my back and shoulders through some clerical error.

I’m not sure what the right balance of possum pics in my feed is but I seem to be nailing it

me piloting my multi-ton pedestrian annihilator: the state regulating my god-given right to eat a whole-ass piece of pizza while driving is tyrannical violence and a gross violation of my constitutional rights

Concerning

People are going to be more productive if they go back to the office

Source: I made it up

Salute the real flag people

[doing a Farnsworth voice impression after getting my bullshit argument called by someone who has read or taken Calling Bullshit] BERGSTROM!

@carlbergstrom.com

inviting my neighbors that I yelled at for partying too hard last night to brunch as a psyop

Let the games begin

browsing bsky in the hot tub playing russian roulette by hoping nobody else sees me scrolling past bowsers cock

where’s the uap posts

unban lawn darts

My new followers may not realize that this is, first and foremost, a crow stan account.

Here, a charming young fledgling.

can;t believe i got so lucky to be at your Friday night party of cornhole and talking abo it work