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Danny
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Everything & anything really
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Might have designed a jigsaw that is a complete and utter bastard
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Whatever you do, do not forget your Clubcard 🤯
July 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Lightning Maps is the summer equivalent of snow watch ⚡
June 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Spent an hour in the park today with my two boys recreating that Eze goal. It was a beautiful thing 🥹
#cpfc
May 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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CRYSTAL PALACE HAVE WON THE FA CUP!!!

#CPFC
May 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My god, I've just thought about Mateta kicking that corner flag tomorrow 💥
#cpfc
May 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Fuck this, absolutely fuck this, everyone who loves audiobooks loves their favourite narrators because they are great at their jobs and interpreting the author's words and they make the experience what it is www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
Audible unveils plans to use AI voices to narrate audiobooks
Amazon brand will offer more than 100 artificial intelligence-generated voices in English and other languages
www.theguardian.com
May 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Do you feel the richest you've ever been?

On Piers Morgan Uncensored tonight
February 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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He makes himself big
February 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
No, I don't want to watch new footage of a mid-air collision
January 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Take your coat off when indoors, or you won't feel the benefit.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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This isn’t Sean Dyche’s first rodeo
January 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 9:42 AM
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oh Gary, oh Paul
December 12, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 7:32 AM
New Boss unlocked 🕹️
November 27, 2024 at 4:26 PM
My podcast app has swollen into an untagged and unlistened-to, rag-tag mob of unknown tiles shouting at me until I swipe away and listen to some music instead
November 25, 2024 at 8:34 AM
I'm sure this will be fine
November 23, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Introduced the kids to BBC Ghosts. Was worried I may have hyped it a little too much. Obviously not, they absolutely loved it 👻
November 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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🎅🚨XMAS GIVEAWAY🚨🎅

Time for an exclusive Bluesky giveaway. One lucky follower will win our brand new Yule-ian Speroni Christmas Jumper ❄️

To be in with a chance of winning:

🔴 Follow @fiveyearplan.bsky.social
🔵 Repost this post

Good luck! 🤞

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November 15, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Some 90s garage on a Friday night
November 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Absolutely savouring every episode of the last season of Schitts Creek at the minute 🥹
November 13, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Woke up with 'Thank You for Being a Friend' in my head this morning, so played it on the speaker at 06:30. It's gonna be a good day 😁
November 12, 2024 at 6:54 AM
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I've got a small (6x8) Star Wars print to give away. Follow me, like and repost this and I'll pick a name at random in 24 hours.

If you want a bigger version they are available from happytoast.co.uk
November 6, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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I am overdue my #ghost story for this platform, for that I apologise, but perhaps a series of my distracting tales will help all of us - with that in mind here’s the first:
November 6, 2024 at 9:31 PM