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A group of women is called a pap smear
A hidden speech pathologist’s office called Speakeasy
May 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A hidden speech pathologist’s office called Speakeasy
Thancc is when you have really curvy, big gratitude
March 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Thancc is when you have really curvy, big gratitude
Thincc is when you have really curvy, big thoughts
March 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Thincc is when you have really curvy, big thoughts
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
“Rugged outdoorsman” and “bushman” are two phrases that both mean “nature-loving man with untrimmed pubes”
February 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“Rugged outdoorsman” and “bushman” are two phrases that both mean “nature-loving man with untrimmed pubes”
Again, I do not celebrate the Super Bowl; I am an atheist.
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Again, I do not celebrate the Super Bowl; I am an atheist.
Understanding the value of experiential learning is thinking you can get away with using paper towels instead of toilet paper and then finding out why these are two separate, popular products
January 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Understanding the value of experiential learning is thinking you can get away with using paper towels instead of toilet paper and then finding out why these are two separate, popular products
Y’ever just know’t someone means when’ey use weird contractions?
January 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Y’ever just know’t someone means when’ey use weird contractions?
Hitting Koopa Troopa with a shell in Mario Kart is really sick and disturbing when you think about it
January 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Hitting Koopa Troopa with a shell in Mario Kart is really sick and disturbing when you think about it
Pants that are so long but they have a lot of holes along the front, like a recorder, and you can decide which holes to put your feet through
January 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Pants that are so long but they have a lot of holes along the front, like a recorder, and you can decide which holes to put your feet through
A sound editing studio called “Rhythm & Splice”
January 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
A sound editing studio called “Rhythm & Splice”
Wow, there’s a smell of a dog who says what in here
—am I doing it right?
—am I doing it right?
January 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Wow, there’s a smell of a dog who says what in here
—am I doing it right?
—am I doing it right?
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when you have 33 cats
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January 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
when you have 33 cats
A group of women is called a pap smear
January 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
A group of women is called a pap smear
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[inventing crickets] make them love bad jokes
January 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
[inventing crickets] make them love bad jokes
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they should invent a sleep that is so long
January 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
they should invent a sleep that is so long
No, I said “𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 kisses,” now get back here and finish the job.
January 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
No, I said “𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 kisses,” now get back here and finish the job.
Referring to Canada as just ‘Da now, same way we call pizza ‘za.
January 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Referring to Canada as just ‘Da now, same way we call pizza ‘za.
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this is the best bio i’ve ever seen
January 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
this is the best bio i’ve ever seen
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Clifford is a kaiju.
November 24, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Clifford is a kaiju.
A lot of touches of affection (hugs, kisses, high fives) are mirrored, so either party could have initiated to the same outcome. But it doesn’t work the same way when you grab someone’s face and press your forehead against their mouth.
January 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
A lot of touches of affection (hugs, kisses, high fives) are mirrored, so either party could have initiated to the same outcome. But it doesn’t work the same way when you grab someone’s face and press your forehead against their mouth.
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January 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM