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A horrible little trench from Cantibrigia Marsampachuesits
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favorite part of knausgård night was afterwards when I confided that I really wanted him to read the “I’m Garfield” scene and he pointed at his lager, smiled, and said, “Garfield will come out.”
January 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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I wrote about Renee Good, Venezuela, Greenland, and what it means to be a human being. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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You know when you’re watching fireworks and you get one of those where the concussive blow is even more impressive than the visual and sound?

I don’t know if it unseats this one, but it’s right up there:
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Just getting around to watching the Splinter Cell VOD and this Wiz Pic could not have been better timed
January 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Devistated to find out Kermit Thee Frog was mentioned in the Epstein files 250 times :(
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Google, can you make Kraft Mac and Cheese™️ in a rice cookre?
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Google, is it illegal to imbue inanimate objects with life to sing a little Christmas song in Massachusetts?
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hey @anyaustin.bsky.social how would you rate the realism of this tiny suitcase airport?
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Skentchbuk
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Marry Kristmus
December 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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It's so bright out right now.. hard to believe it will be dark come night time
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Wait, was I the only one watching the version of Mad Men where all of Roger's actions were controlled by a guy in a baseball cap lurking in the background? This changes everything...
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The Cost of Beauty.. [2/2]
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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black froday
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
The verdict on a misdemeanor charge came after seven hours of deliberation, and after prosecutors had previously failed to secure a felony indictment.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM