Peter Winson
bruins309.bsky.social
Peter Winson
@bruins309.bsky.social
I think of this scene almost every single time I put on socks and shoes.

"I can hop around and stay dry!"
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They already did that in Super Bowl 52.
Hey I have an idea, what if we decide, collective, that who the fuck cares about who is "covered" at the line of scrimmage?
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oysters Rockefeller means something different there.
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
They're literally just reading the remaining 11 tweets from Twitter that aren't by Nazis.
These NHL Network broadcasts absolutely suck. Hradek and Weekes is like someone said "what if we put together a crappy game analyst and an even crappier play by play guy?"
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
These NHL Network broadcasts absolutely suck. Hradek and Weekes is like someone said "what if we put together a crappy game analyst and an even crappier play by play guy?"
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You know what doesn't work? Not naming and shaming the people who write this tripe. Does a journalist have to have sex with RFK Jr. in order to be called out?
AP on Trump now, and Biden in June 2022.

For Trump, declining to 36 percent approval is “good news.”

For Biden, holding steady at 41% is “a source of concern.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I cancelled my subscription to the Washington Post.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The Washington Post and their oligarch owner tacitly endorses all of this.
Most Somali immigrants in Minnesota are U.S. citizens, yet residents have been pulled over, asked for their passports and detained by ICE this week after President Trump called them “garbage.”
In Minneapolis, Somalis say they’ve been targeted since Trump called them ‘garbage’
Minnesota has been a magnet for Somali immigrants for decades and now has America’s largest population of people of Somali descent.
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December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The bundle may be big, but they're not in it for the money.
A big bundle of joy is coming to the National Zoo: Asian elephant Nhi Linh could give birth within the next few months, potentially bringing the zoo its first elephant calf in 25 years. https://wapo.st/3K7dNVG
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Every time I block someone from cutting me off in traffic, I say "oh no you don't, that trampoline is mine!"
32 years ago today, TRAMAPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE! “Bart's Inner Child” premiered November 11, 1993.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Long lost clip from the Sopranos as Uncle Junior and Richie talk about Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Maggie would rather cavort with actual Nazis than actually stand for something.
My statement after voting for a bipartisan agreement to reopen the federal government and give Congress a way forward to protect health care for Granite Staters:
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Translation: "I got mine, screw the rest of you"
For over a month, I’ve made clear that my priorities are to both reopen government and extend the ACA enhanced premium tax credits.

This is our best path toward accomplishing both of these goals.
Shaheen: So let me be clear. No one in the senate chamber wants to extend the ACA tax credits more than I do.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hey everyone, gather around and listen to Hillary's shitty loser running mate!
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Senate Democrats had a 28-3 lead.
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Frankly, I wouldn't have even made a qualifying offer to get the draft pick if he left.
When you have a chance to retain a full blown Nazi and it only costs 13 figures, absolutely gotta do it.
Tesla shareholders overwhelmingly approved a $1 trillion pay package intended to keep Elon Musk in charge of the company for the next decade, as the automaker enters a new phase defined by bets on artificial intelligence.
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
When you have a chance to retain a full blown Nazi and it only costs 13 figures, absolutely gotta do it.
Tesla shareholders overwhelmingly approved a $1 trillion pay package intended to keep Elon Musk in charge of the company for the next decade, as the automaker enters a new phase defined by bets on artificial intelligence.
Elon Musk wins $1 trillion pay package tying him to Tesla for a decade
In an era of skyrocketing CEO pay, the award is unprecedented. The deal sets up Elon Musk to become the world’s first trillionaire.
wapo.st
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Insider trading isn't what it used to be, I guess.
Nancy Pelosi will not seek reelection to the US House, bringing to a close her storied career as not only the first woman in the speaker’s office but arguably the most powerful in American politics.
Nancy Pelosi won’t seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House - The Boston Globe
Pelosi said she would finish out her final year in office.
trib.al
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Let's just say there is a dropoff going from listening to Mamdani to listening to Newsom.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Imagine looking at the 2025 Orioles hitting performance and saying "we gotta hire the coaching staff responsible for this!"
The Orioles will have an entirely new major league hitting staff next season. Cody Asche, the Orioles’ lead hitting coach, is expected to join the Tigers’ staff, source confirms (@codystavenhagen.bsky.social first).

Athletic also reports Balt’s first base coach Anthony Sanders to the Tigers
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Screwing children is a staple of the Republican platform, in every sense of those words.
Trump's immigration policies are creating cultures of fear in schools, where kids should be able to think, learn, and grow in peace. This is not an accident, but part of the White House's overall strategy of spreading uncertainty and chaos.

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The quiet terror in American classrooms | Opinion
In the months since the Trump administration lifted the so-called sensitive locations policy, the spaces where children learn and grow have lost their sense of safety.
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November 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Two more years of Tyler wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun on payday. Because of this schmuck, the Orioles will never sign a free agent to a multi-year deal ever again.
Orioles outfielder Tyler O’Neill has opted into the remainder of his three-year contract in Baltimore, per source. He had an opt-out possibility following the 2025 season.

O’Neill signed last winter for three years and $49.5 million. He hit .199 this year, battling injury
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That's Shohei Ohtani-Durant to you.
Shohei Ohtani left the Angels and immediately won two rings.
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Clayton was only there so that the trainer could use the HOV lane getting to the stadium. The truest passenger there ever was.
Clayton Kershaw caps off his MLB career with another World Series title 🏆
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Leave it to a 2025 Orioles bullpen staple to screw this whole thing up.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM