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America’s Sweetheart / they, them
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I got some art right her
You reading this, shall do the same
Why not post some fine ass art
I will give you a candy cane

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December 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
america was effed the moment we killed loitering
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Scam text: Your freaking uh.. the microwave just beeped. Retrieve your food here:
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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my friend who worked for Porsche had a coworker who got detained at the airport because when customs asked why he was traveling he said "for the new 911"

meaning the car
October 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
August 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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"Only when the last tree has been cut, the last river has been poisoned & the last fish been caught will they realize that they can't eat money" old Cree proverb
August 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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"Perhaps prison would have persisted this way forever. Perhaps our granite hearts and iron wills would have never crumbled. Perhaps the prison mentality, that we be cold and heartless, would have endured.

Perhaps. But then there were kittens."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
prisonjournalismproject.org
April 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
they gave link the power of a gps
April 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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October 8, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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uploading the bee movie to bluesky 3 minutes at a time
March 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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the feminine urge to
Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars'
Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.
mashable.com
March 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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what the fuck do you mean i have to be drinking a small amount of water at all times forever just to stay alive?
March 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
hey rock go fuck yourself
March 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
the duolingo owl is dead and you didn’t even go to the funeral
March 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist
February 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
tiktok euthanized cacapeepee (the streaking pet)
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Take a deep breath, eat the strongest pill your religion allows and play an iPad game for 11 hours
January 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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if you offer dracula a little bit of your blood for free he'll probably respect you more
December 17, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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don't 👏 call 👏 yourself👏 a 👏 web 👏 developer 👏 unless 👏 you 👏 have 👏 eight 👏 legs 👏 and 👏 eat 👏 flies
November 30, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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I just realized Chappell Roan is saying “hurry up it’s time for supper” on HOT TO GO. I thought she was saying “hurry up it’s time to suffer” this whole time
October 28, 2024 at 3:56 AM