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Bronwyn
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anthropologist of tech finance labour
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my flirting style is to ask if we could have sex
March 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Hate bringing my friend Ax to parties. He's always like, "We have 34 more minutes until we're trapped in the bodies of these hawks." Man, shut up
February 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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marcuse: what distinguishes pleasure from the blind satisfaction of want is the instinct's refusal to exhaust itself in immediate satisfaction, its ability to build up and use barriers for intensifying fulfillment.

me: sounds exhausting
January 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Has anyone else memorized their personal sartorial temperature-related inflection points? Mine are:
15° Need long underwear
10° Need a parka
If it's -26 and there's an extreme cold warning and you still want to ask an AI if you need a sweater I do think you should just freeze to death out there
January 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Little Chiffchaff and viburnum! 😍
Taken from my bathroom window... 😁🐦
#Birds 🪶
All my links here;
linktr.ee/carlbovis
January 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
e e-mail
January 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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He did WHAT to the merchants? And the MONEY LENDERS too?!?! I didn't know this, unfollowing him now
January 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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why are you making me watch a video
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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bad week 2025 day 7 - funeral
January 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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He is bitten by a radioactive loaf of bread
Les Misérables' Jean Valjean is basically a superhero already and now he’s getting the requisite origin story to boot.
Look down, there's a Jean Valjean prequel film coming
Look down, there's a Jean Valjean prequel film coming
www.avclub.com
January 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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There’s a Tunisian proverb about the ups and downs of life that goes لدنيا كي الفقوس، مرة فيك أو مرة فالسلاطة. It means “life is like a cucumber – sometimes it’s in you, sometimes it’s in the salad”
December 18, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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LOOK AT THIS TIT
December 17, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Everyone talks about Sisyphus and his silly bolder. No one ever remembers the story of Bophades. He was caught stealing pistachios from the orchard of the gods. As a punishment he was given the two most delicious pistachios in the world in uncrackable shells, hence the term Bophades nuts.
December 12, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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gitched sign + one of those pointless TikTok-style ads = unintentional cyberpunk at the Whole Foods
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...
December 12, 2024 at 12:07 PM
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when you see people busting out 😂 🤣 you know you're about to see either the most insipid joke you could possibly imagine or a video of someone being murdered or some shit
December 2, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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use coupon code ASYMPTOTE at Zeno's Hairadox to save half as much as you saved on your last haircut
November 25, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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"the internet is forever"

im on like my third internet now, and i cant find a lot of things from the first or second one anymore
November 10, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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MILF = Manuscript I’d Like to Finish
November 25, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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Someone just shared with me the following exchange, which was often heard on their school playground...

¡Me cago en tu padre!
(I shit on your father!)

¡No me importa, es lavable!
(I don't care, he's washable!)
September 10, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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Make a great first shrimpression with these shrimpeccable looks. Whether you're shrimply fabulous or krilling it on the runway, these shrimpspired outfits will have you feeling oh-so-shellfishly chic! 🦐✨
March 13, 2024 at 8:25 PM