BrodiemanThe1st
@brodiemanthe1st.bsky.social
Seattle. He/him. I like things. Many things. Not all the things, but many of them.
Pinned
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AI still can’t do this
October 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
AI still can’t do this
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If you don’t have a pfp you are not allowed to talk to anyone on here
We have to really enforce it this time gang
We have to really enforce it this time gang
September 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If you don’t have a pfp you are not allowed to talk to anyone on here
We have to really enforce it this time gang
We have to really enforce it this time gang
James Gunn : Christopher Nolan
Me : Seeing a DC movie in theater on purpose
Me : Seeing a DC movie in theater on purpose
July 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
James Gunn : Christopher Nolan
Me : Seeing a DC movie in theater on purpose
Me : Seeing a DC movie in theater on purpose
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Dick Tracy implies the existence of Pussy Freehand
July 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Dick Tracy implies the existence of Pussy Freehand
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Overall, I'm tired of being ruled by the dumbest and worst people
June 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Overall, I'm tired of being ruled by the dumbest and worst people
Tired: "We can agree to disagree and still love each other."
Wired: "Religion and politics are not part of my criteria for friendship."
Wired: "Religion and politics are not part of my criteria for friendship."
June 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tired: "We can agree to disagree and still love each other."
Wired: "Religion and politics are not part of my criteria for friendship."
Wired: "Religion and politics are not part of my criteria for friendship."
I can't imagine anything more pathetic and small than caring about what a stranger has between their legs.
June 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I can't imagine anything more pathetic and small than caring about what a stranger has between their legs.
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Everyone, even the folks with the nuclear codes, is entertaining themselves online as the world burns. Posting through it and monitoring the situation until it finally reaches their doorstep and forces them to look up from their phone and log off.
www.garbageday.email/p/all-we-hav...
www.garbageday.email/p/all-we-hav...
June 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Everyone, even the folks with the nuclear codes, is entertaining themselves online as the world burns. Posting through it and monitoring the situation until it finally reaches their doorstep and forces them to look up from their phone and log off.
www.garbageday.email/p/all-we-hav...
www.garbageday.email/p/all-we-hav...
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
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8 ounces of water will solve 80% of men's problems
May 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
8 ounces of water will solve 80% of men's problems
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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
Did what any normal person would do on Easter: watched SCHINDLER'S LIST
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Did what any normal person would do on Easter: watched SCHINDLER'S LIST
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Prestige TV I'm watching RN that reflects the world psyche:
BLACK MIRROR
HANDMAID'S TALE
THE LAST OF US
THE PITT
YELLOWJACKETS
BLACK MIRROR
HANDMAID'S TALE
THE LAST OF US
THE PITT
YELLOWJACKETS
April 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Prestige TV I'm watching RN that reflects the world psyche:
BLACK MIRROR
HANDMAID'S TALE
THE LAST OF US
THE PITT
YELLOWJACKETS
BLACK MIRROR
HANDMAID'S TALE
THE LAST OF US
THE PITT
YELLOWJACKETS
Pretty wild that Project 2025 is going to be the Baby boomers most lasting legacy.
April 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Pretty wild that Project 2025 is going to be the Baby boomers most lasting legacy.
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1) Do something autocratic
2) Wait to see how people react
3) If they don't push back hard enough, carry on
4) If they do push back hard enough, "pause" it
5) Illegally consolidate more power
6) Repeat
2) Wait to see how people react
3) If they don't push back hard enough, carry on
4) If they do push back hard enough, "pause" it
5) Illegally consolidate more power
6) Repeat
April 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
1) Do something autocratic
2) Wait to see how people react
3) If they don't push back hard enough, carry on
4) If they do push back hard enough, "pause" it
5) Illegally consolidate more power
6) Repeat
2) Wait to see how people react
3) If they don't push back hard enough, carry on
4) If they do push back hard enough, "pause" it
5) Illegally consolidate more power
6) Repeat
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president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
April 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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none of this would be happening if you all voted for hawk tuah 2024
April 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
none of this would be happening if you all voted for hawk tuah 2024
Watched the first two episodes last night and now I'm Pitt-Pilled.
tv is BACK and it’s called THE PITT
April 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Watched the first two episodes last night and now I'm Pitt-Pilled.
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markets under trump
April 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
markets under trump