my son signed his own name to a note for Santa and this must be it this must be the good shit of being a parent
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
my son signed his own name to a note for Santa and this must be it this must be the good shit of being a parent
I suspected I was lactose intolerant so I cut out dairy. And then I was blinded by my husbands chili and had two giant bowls with sour cream and cheese and now I’m CERTAIN I’m lactose intolerant. Christians who say humans were perfectly designed are so full of shit because this? This is perfect?
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I suspected I was lactose intolerant so I cut out dairy. And then I was blinded by my husbands chili and had two giant bowls with sour cream and cheese and now I’m CERTAIN I’m lactose intolerant. Christians who say humans were perfectly designed are so full of shit because this? This is perfect?
television
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
television
we’ve entered the crying at my desk portion of the shift
a man with a beard wearing a hat and a brown jacket says it 's not good behavior
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hat and a brown jacket says it 's not good behavior
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
we’ve entered the crying at my desk portion of the shift
cinema. youtu.be/mOJlg8g8_yw?...
The History of Tetris World Records
YouTube video by Summoning Salt
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
cinema. youtu.be/mOJlg8g8_yw?...
and wyna count yer days
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
and wyna count yer days
to whoever wrote the NYT crossword today, fuck you. sleazo?
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
to whoever wrote the NYT crossword today, fuck you. sleazo?
I wish I was at home watching Die Hard or even just in bed. Been working holidays for like 10 years but this is probably the worst it’s felt in a while
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I wish I was at home watching Die Hard or even just in bed. Been working holidays for like 10 years but this is probably the worst it’s felt in a while
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xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread
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O holy night
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
O holy night
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Most New Yorkers can’t afford childcare.
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Most New Yorkers can’t afford childcare.
how many times can I ask bluesky not to show me furries with enormous titties before they stop showing me furries with enormous titties
December 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
how many times can I ask bluesky not to show me furries with enormous titties before they stop showing me furries with enormous titties
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Christmas Eve. Wishing you a quiet moment tonight...where the noise fades...the weight lifts...and you remember you’re not alone. Whatever this year took from you...may tonight give something back: warmth...grace...and the simple relief of hope.
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Christmas Eve. Wishing you a quiet moment tonight...where the noise fades...the weight lifts...and you remember you’re not alone. Whatever this year took from you...may tonight give something back: warmth...grace...and the simple relief of hope.
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As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
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the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄
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a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.
saw someone say an influencer was “body checking” as an insult. body checking is not the same as trying to show others how thin you are. body checking is like, internal, it’s like a drive to remind yourself of what your body looks like at all times. idk it wasn’t the own they thought it was.
December 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
saw someone say an influencer was “body checking” as an insult. body checking is not the same as trying to show others how thin you are. body checking is like, internal, it’s like a drive to remind yourself of what your body looks like at all times. idk it wasn’t the own they thought it was.
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gamers. It’s time
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We don’t claim her ☠️😭
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We don’t claim her ☠️😭
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and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,
I just learned last week that SummoningSalt was a speedrunner himself. When he dropped his own name 16 min into the Punchout video I freaked the fuck OUT. Then when I told my sister they were like “yeah that’s his whole thing”, so I guess I’m the only DUMBASS out here not in the know
December 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I just learned last week that SummoningSalt was a speedrunner himself. When he dropped his own name 16 min into the Punchout video I freaked the fuck OUT. Then when I told my sister they were like “yeah that’s his whole thing”, so I guess I’m the only DUMBASS out here not in the know
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I’m so sleepy and I have major “I can do this task you usually do in the morning” regret because I’m 100% certain my son is gonna push me to the brink of a crashout. He can sense weakness, it sustains him.
December 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I’m so sleepy and I have major “I can do this task you usually do in the morning” regret because I’m 100% certain my son is gonna push me to the brink of a crashout. He can sense weakness, it sustains him.
damn should’ve put this on the Christmas list
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
damn should’ve put this on the Christmas list