Madison Isaacson
@bringmethesurmisin.bsky.social
She/her
COYS
Mostly Canadian
More anxiety than human at this point
Cat lady and forever shitty emo kid (sorry mom)
COYS
Mostly Canadian
More anxiety than human at this point
Cat lady and forever shitty emo kid (sorry mom)
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Starting to feel sorry for Canucks fans again. It’s been like 20 years. You pray for times like these and then feel terrible when they come. Kind of
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Starting to feel sorry for Canucks fans again. It’s been like 20 years. You pray for times like these and then feel terrible when they come. Kind of
Am a new mom, have gone from big titty goth girlfriend to big spitty goth girlfriend bc I am constantly covered in partially digested milk
This is not good for my brand
This is not good for my brand
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Am a new mom, have gone from big titty goth girlfriend to big spitty goth girlfriend bc I am constantly covered in partially digested milk
This is not good for my brand
This is not good for my brand
BEEF JURGY
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
BEEF JURGY
Reading the "Personal Life" sections of all the Eagles players' wiki pages and most of them are long and include their religion, family, charitable initiatives, etc. Cam Jurgens' is one sentence. And man, it could not be a better sentence.
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Reading the "Personal Life" sections of all the Eagles players' wiki pages and most of them are long and include their religion, family, charitable initiatives, etc. Cam Jurgens' is one sentence. And man, it could not be a better sentence.
Today's goal is don't go into labor at a Philly ska show. Wish me luck.
October 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today's goal is don't go into labor at a Philly ska show. Wish me luck.
Excited to have this baby for many reasons but mainly because I *will* be bringing him to an eagles game and I *will* be putting him in a tiny Swoop costume and it *will* be the cutest thing ever
September 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Excited to have this baby for many reasons but mainly because I *will* be bringing him to an eagles game and I *will* be putting him in a tiny Swoop costume and it *will* be the cutest thing ever
My super abusive ex who used to beat me was a Chiefs fan, and now I'm married and in the happiest, healthiest relationship I've ever experienced and my husband is a die-hard Eagles fan. Coincidence? I think not. Go Birds.
September 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My super abusive ex who used to beat me was a Chiefs fan, and now I'm married and in the happiest, healthiest relationship I've ever experienced and my husband is a die-hard Eagles fan. Coincidence? I think not. Go Birds.
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[On the dreariest day we've had in weeks]
My wife: Isn't the weather so beautiful?
My wife: Isn't the weather so beautiful?
September 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
[On the dreariest day we've had in weeks]
My wife: Isn't the weather so beautiful?
My wife: Isn't the weather so beautiful?
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Dean Cain, when he got home from training camp—
August 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dean Cain, when he got home from training camp—
Obviously I'm biased but Spurs are such a physically hot team and nothing emphasizes that more than when we play against Man City what with Haaland, who looks strikingly like the personification of the Charlie Kirk meme, Phil Foden, the malevolent child and Pep, who looks like evil Shel Silverstein
August 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Obviously I'm biased but Spurs are such a physically hot team and nothing emphasizes that more than when we play against Man City what with Haaland, who looks strikingly like the personification of the Charlie Kirk meme, Phil Foden, the malevolent child and Pep, who looks like evil Shel Silverstein
When I say "Go Birds" I mean both of these:
August 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When I say "Go Birds" I mean both of these:
I hate Erling Haaland for the same reasons I hate Patrick Mahomes.
Overconfident, pompous, Sesame Street looking assholes, both of them.
Overconfident, pompous, Sesame Street looking assholes, both of them.
August 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I hate Erling Haaland for the same reasons I hate Patrick Mahomes.
Overconfident, pompous, Sesame Street looking assholes, both of them.
Overconfident, pompous, Sesame Street looking assholes, both of them.
But your honor, I'm just a girl
August 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
But your honor, I'm just a girl
Seattle, Edinburgh, Dublin, somewhere around Jasper Lake, Coronado
If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?
Me: Philly, Jersey City, Trivandrum, Lima, Dublin
Me: Philly, Jersey City, Trivandrum, Lima, Dublin
If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?
Me: Philly, NYC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta
Me: Philly, NYC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta
August 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Seattle, Edinburgh, Dublin, somewhere around Jasper Lake, Coronado
You guys my husband is so hot you don't even know
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You guys my husband is so hot you don't even know
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Jyn and Cassian embrace on the beach, suddenly a spaceship appears overhead. “It’s me, your old friend Baby Yoda! Let’s get the hell outta here!” Cassian smiles, “you son of a bitch”
*Van Halen’s Panama starts playing*
*Van Halen’s Panama starts playing*
May 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Jyn and Cassian embrace on the beach, suddenly a spaceship appears overhead. “It’s me, your old friend Baby Yoda! Let’s get the hell outta here!” Cassian smiles, “you son of a bitch”
*Van Halen’s Panama starts playing*
*Van Halen’s Panama starts playing*
And there I was, a female, just eating hot chip and LYING
May 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
And there I was, a female, just eating hot chip and LYING
I just (very confidently) said to my husband, "it's crazy that we've only been married like two and a half months, February, April, May" lmao pregnancy brain is such a fuck lololol
May 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I just (very confidently) said to my husband, "it's crazy that we've only been married like two and a half months, February, April, May" lmao pregnancy brain is such a fuck lololol
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My wife doesn't like the inconsistency of the pronunciation of Sean Bean's first and last names and thinks it should be Sean Bean or Sean Bean but not Sean Bean
May 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My wife doesn't like the inconsistency of the pronunciation of Sean Bean's first and last names and thinks it should be Sean Bean or Sean Bean but not Sean Bean
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What's silly for the goose isn't always silly for the gander
April 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What's silly for the goose isn't always silly for the gander
Was anyone gonna tell me that every. single. one. of these 70s/80s "classics" is like 3hrs long and features sexual assault/violence against women from the main protagonist as a major plot point (but we're supposed to root for them)?? Like they all suck so hard I genuinely do not get it?
March 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Was anyone gonna tell me that every. single. one. of these 70s/80s "classics" is like 3hrs long and features sexual assault/violence against women from the main protagonist as a major plot point (but we're supposed to root for them)?? Like they all suck so hard I genuinely do not get it?
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A canvasser approached us today in Bayonne asking us to sign a petition to get a Democrat on the ballot for Governor. My wife said, no thanks, we're anarchists. And the canvasser said, me too, but this job pays.
March 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A canvasser approached us today in Bayonne asking us to sign a petition to get a Democrat on the ballot for Governor. My wife said, no thanks, we're anarchists. And the canvasser said, me too, but this job pays.
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I ate a nice sausage recently, and briefly wondered if there are prestigious magazines that review sausages in the same level of depth given to laptops and cars?
Anyway, this is what my brain did next
“It was the best of thymes, it was the wurst of thymes” - Absolute Bangers Magazine
Sorry
Anyway, this is what my brain did next
“It was the best of thymes, it was the wurst of thymes” - Absolute Bangers Magazine
Sorry
March 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I ate a nice sausage recently, and briefly wondered if there are prestigious magazines that review sausages in the same level of depth given to laptops and cars?
Anyway, this is what my brain did next
“It was the best of thymes, it was the wurst of thymes” - Absolute Bangers Magazine
Sorry
Anyway, this is what my brain did next
“It was the best of thymes, it was the wurst of thymes” - Absolute Bangers Magazine
Sorry
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Here's my proposed BDS US list:
-Tesla (owners sell your Tesla to stop someone from buying new)
-X delete your account
-Trump Organization hotels, golf courses, and whatever scam of the week
-General Electric light bulbs and appliances
-Aramark & Sodexo dining halls, mess halls, and cafeterias
-Tesla (owners sell your Tesla to stop someone from buying new)
-X delete your account
-Trump Organization hotels, golf courses, and whatever scam of the week
-General Electric light bulbs and appliances
-Aramark & Sodexo dining halls, mess halls, and cafeterias
March 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Here's my proposed BDS US list:
-Tesla (owners sell your Tesla to stop someone from buying new)
-X delete your account
-Trump Organization hotels, golf courses, and whatever scam of the week
-General Electric light bulbs and appliances
-Aramark & Sodexo dining halls, mess halls, and cafeterias
-Tesla (owners sell your Tesla to stop someone from buying new)
-X delete your account
-Trump Organization hotels, golf courses, and whatever scam of the week
-General Electric light bulbs and appliances
-Aramark & Sodexo dining halls, mess halls, and cafeterias