Madison Isaacson
@bringmethesurmisin.bsky.social
She/her
COYS
Mostly Canadian
More anxiety than human at this point
Cat lady and forever shitty emo kid (sorry mom)
COYS
Mostly Canadian
More anxiety than human at this point
Cat lady and forever shitty emo kid (sorry mom)
Reading the "Personal Life" sections of all the Eagles players' wiki pages and most of them are long and include their religion, family, charitable initiatives, etc. Cam Jurgens' is one sentence. And man, it could not be a better sentence.
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Reading the "Personal Life" sections of all the Eagles players' wiki pages and most of them are long and include their religion, family, charitable initiatives, etc. Cam Jurgens' is one sentence. And man, it could not be a better sentence.
Mostly I'm just happy to have an eagles shirt that still fits my enormous pregnant belly lmao
October 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Mostly I'm just happy to have an eagles shirt that still fits my enormous pregnant belly lmao
When I say "Go Birds" I mean both of these:
August 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When I say "Go Birds" I mean both of these:
My coworkers all insist it looks like me and I don't like it bc they might be right, but this makes me realize I might actually just look like a myopic fennel and I'm ok with that.
April 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My coworkers all insist it looks like me and I don't like it bc they might be right, but this makes me realize I might actually just look like a myopic fennel and I'm ok with that.
No but wait why am I staring at this exact drawing irl at work right now????
April 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
No but wait why am I staring at this exact drawing irl at work right now????
This sign in the employee bathroom always cracks me up bc it's like "Please be courteous in this shared bathroom, also men, YOU PROBABLY HAVE A TINY PENIS. YEAH IM TALKING TO YOU BABY DICK"
March 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This sign in the employee bathroom always cracks me up bc it's like "Please be courteous in this shared bathroom, also men, YOU PROBABLY HAVE A TINY PENIS. YEAH IM TALKING TO YOU BABY DICK"
Bout to drop the hottest ovum of 2025 🔥🔥🔥
(my musician husband said I should post this, I do not think it is nearly as funny as he does)
(my musician husband said I should post this, I do not think it is nearly as funny as he does)
February 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Bout to drop the hottest ovum of 2025 🔥🔥🔥
(my musician husband said I should post this, I do not think it is nearly as funny as he does)
(my musician husband said I should post this, I do not think it is nearly as funny as he does)
Ok but the SECOND TO LAST saved meme in my phone is also great
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ok but the SECOND TO LAST saved meme in my phone is also great
Somewhat hilariously:
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Somewhat hilariously:
Everyone appreciate this sick af Cop/Out shirt I'm wearing tho
December 12, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Everyone appreciate this sick af Cop/Out shirt I'm wearing tho
Again, vibes are v good
Ft excellent bathroom graffiti
Ft excellent bathroom graffiti
December 12, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Again, vibes are v good
Ft excellent bathroom graffiti
Ft excellent bathroom graffiti
Y'all pls don't do this, like this is the same energy as the pigs repeatedly narcaning people in DKA
December 8, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Y'all pls don't do this, like this is the same energy as the pigs repeatedly narcaning people in DKA
I am deceased
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I am deceased
Literally the face I made reading this article
Also, if it wasn't clear, lmao, fuck Ronnie Radke
www.bluntmag.com.au/news/ronnie-...
Also, if it wasn't clear, lmao, fuck Ronnie Radke
www.bluntmag.com.au/news/ronnie-...
December 8, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Literally the face I made reading this article
Also, if it wasn't clear, lmao, fuck Ronnie Radke
www.bluntmag.com.au/news/ronnie-...
Also, if it wasn't clear, lmao, fuck Ronnie Radke
www.bluntmag.com.au/news/ronnie-...
Electoralism continues to not be harm reduction, but in a surprising twist, you know what has turned out to be harm reduction? Harm
December 8, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Electoralism continues to not be harm reduction, but in a surprising twist, you know what has turned out to be harm reduction? Harm
Admittedly one of the funnier texts I've ever sent
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Admittedly one of the funnier texts I've ever sent
Me (and everyone else on the internet, apparently) seeing Robin Hoodie's face:
December 8, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Me (and everyone else on the internet, apparently) seeing Robin Hoodie's face:
Frantz, the one-eyed menace: a series
December 4, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Frantz, the one-eyed menace: a series
Anyway pls appreciate these pics of my bf's ridiculous kitten chillin on top of a FUCKING DOOR FRAME
November 30, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Anyway pls appreciate these pics of my bf's ridiculous kitten chillin on top of a FUCKING DOOR FRAME
Do my shy, grumpy ass cat and my bf's one-eyed menace-to-society kitten get along? Not particularly. But do they crawl up on the bed every time we're in it to go snuggle my bf? Actually yes, and it's weirding me out.
November 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Do my shy, grumpy ass cat and my bf's one-eyed menace-to-society kitten get along? Not particularly. But do they crawl up on the bed every time we're in it to go snuggle my bf? Actually yes, and it's weirding me out.
The aforementioned cuddle culprits
November 23, 2024 at 7:52 PM
The aforementioned cuddle culprits
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,896,540!
Pretty cool for an app I've opened like twice solely to make fun of my bf
Pretty cool for an app I've opened like twice solely to make fun of my bf
September 16, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,896,540!
Pretty cool for an app I've opened like twice solely to make fun of my bf
Pretty cool for an app I've opened like twice solely to make fun of my bf