I mean at least now I know that everyone hates delusional scab nurses as much as I do 🤷

Listen I knew it was some sort of family party event ok, chill out man :/

Meanwhile you've married me, who exclusively calls myself by my full name, asks not to be called by a nickname and somehow always is? Weird how life works out that way lol

Contact for cdiff, a/o×1.

Mostly I'm just happy to have an eagles shirt that still fits my enormous pregnant belly lmao

People like the sound of rain, Michael. This is, like, not an unusual thing -_-

Be upset that I (presumably) didn't have a manual cuff/stethoscope on me to check what would (presumably) be a hella wild pressure (presumably)

Eh, I'm not gonna fault the whole country for producing Haaland, as much as he may resemble a Muppet science experiment gone wrong

What a fantastic read, my god.

(Also it's Erling Haaland, gag)

YES, THE BEST