How it feels after you block Fox News on all the tvs at the gym on Election Day:
a man with long hair is sitting in the driver 's seat of a truck with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man with long hair is sitting in the driver 's seat of a truck with his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How it feels after you block Fox News on all the tvs at the gym on Election Day:
My gym just told me they have to add a $14.99/mo surcharge to my membership because of all the extra wear & tear I’m putting on the barbells :-( #beefdad #hipthrust
March 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My gym just told me they have to add a $14.99/mo surcharge to my membership because of all the extra wear & tear I’m putting on the barbells :-( #beefdad #hipthrust
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aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
February 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
Was sent to the grocery store with orders to pick up the Devil’s Combo™️
February 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Was sent to the grocery store with orders to pick up the Devil’s Combo™️
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We’re all going to die.
February 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We’re all going to die.
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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
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thought it would be funny to watch some Roadrunner cartoons on acid but ten seconds in we're all silent out front of the tv, awed by the desolate beauty of these desert landscapes and struck by the emptiness of the world. should these two lone living souls not seek solace in one another
February 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
thought it would be funny to watch some Roadrunner cartoons on acid but ten seconds in we're all silent out front of the tv, awed by the desolate beauty of these desert landscapes and struck by the emptiness of the world. should these two lone living souls not seek solace in one another
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you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy
Please meet my children: Stankonia, Aquemini, ATLiens, Speakerboxx/TheLoveBelow, Idlewild, and Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
On FB I said I'd call my firstborn Superunknown, but I'd also go for "In Times New Roman..." as well, curious what others would have 🤭
January 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Please meet my children: Stankonia, Aquemini, ATLiens, Speakerboxx/TheLoveBelow, Idlewild, and Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
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what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
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Elon musk channeling his inner 1940s German citizen (2024)
January 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Elon musk channeling his inner 1940s German citizen (2024)
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It’s crazy that Todd Monken has worked with two of the greatest QBs of all time, Lamar Jackson and Stetson Bennett
January 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s crazy that Todd Monken has worked with two of the greatest QBs of all time, Lamar Jackson and Stetson Bennett
I’d run through 17 brick walls for Dan Campbell
January 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’d run through 17 brick walls for Dan Campbell
Friends we are absolutely cooked as a species 🇵🇱
January 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Friends we are absolutely cooked as a species 🇵🇱
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one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
India Pale Ales
Lenny Kravitz turns 61 in a couple months. What’s your excuse?
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
India Pale Ales
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
theonion.com
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
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Praying for the safety of my friends in LA (John, Anthony, Chad, and Flea)
January 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Praying for the safety of my friends in LA (John, Anthony, Chad, and Flea)
Watching a movie & doing a shot every time Dan Aykroyd is on screen or Indiana Jones punches a woman in the face.
Me 11min into “Temple of Doom”:
Me 11min into “Temple of Doom”:
two men are standing next to each other in front of a building .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a building .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Watching a movie & doing a shot every time Dan Aykroyd is on screen or Indiana Jones punches a woman in the face.
Me 11min into “Temple of Doom”:
Me 11min into “Temple of Doom”:
Things are perfectly normal here in my corner of Central Virginia 👍🫡🙏🏻
January 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Things are perfectly normal here in my corner of Central Virginia 👍🫡🙏🏻
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Villain, I have done thy mother.
January 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Villain, I have done thy mother.
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My cousin wore parachute pants but still fell to his death. Parachute pants are a lie.
January 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My cousin wore parachute pants but still fell to his death. Parachute pants are a lie.
So hard to avoid being a conspiracy theorist when the most obvious and basic conclusion is “hey here’s what the govt wants you to think!!”
I’m so baffled as to why a reporter was allowed to wander around an active crime scene like this and show warrants and a seized materials list. I’ve never seen this before.
Part 1
Part 1
January 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So hard to avoid being a conspiracy theorist when the most obvious and basic conclusion is “hey here’s what the govt wants you to think!!”
Watching those “he gets us” commercials on repeat after the Georgia game last night:
two men are sitting next to each other in a dark room and one of them is saying hello darkness my old friend .
Alt: Ben Affleck’s Dead-eyed stare amidst existential crisis
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Watching those “he gets us” commercials on repeat after the Georgia game last night:
“Lord give us a sign for the new year”
“………. Uhhhhh…. A little on the nose don’t you think?”
“………. Uhhhhh…. A little on the nose don’t you think?”
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“Lord give us a sign for the new year”
“………. Uhhhhh…. A little on the nose don’t you think?”
“………. Uhhhhh…. A little on the nose don’t you think?”