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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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Nationalize Netflix
(non-ironic)
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December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Nationalize Netflix
(non-ironic)
(non-ironic)
Since everyone's posting their hottest star wars takes, here's mine: Lucasfilm's biggest mistake in the Disney era is trying to change the name of the musical genre of the cantina band from "jizz" to "jatz." Second biggest mistake is hiring JJ Abrams.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Since everyone's posting their hottest star wars takes, here's mine: Lucasfilm's biggest mistake in the Disney era is trying to change the name of the musical genre of the cantina band from "jizz" to "jatz." Second biggest mistake is hiring JJ Abrams.
Never forget.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Never forget.
NGL I would drive this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
NGL I would drive this.
Voting for prop 50 like:
a man with gray hair is crying and says i love democracy
ALT: a man with gray hair is crying and says i love democracy
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Voting for prop 50 like:
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Sugar-free Ketrecel Zero
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Sugar-free Ketrecel Zero
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Sports stadium organist is a great career if you’re very good at piano and have severe ADD
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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this is a watto if it was Paulie from the sopranos
August 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
this is a watto if it was Paulie from the sopranos
On one hand Hulk Hogan was a huge piece of shit but on the other he was also the worst part about Muppets from Space.
July 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
On one hand Hulk Hogan was a huge piece of shit but on the other he was also the worst part about Muppets from Space.
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america is going to be so rich from these tariffs that we will build a palace for every man woman and child. the palaces will be made of high fructose corn syrup since that is the only thing made in the US
March 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
america is going to be so rich from these tariffs that we will build a palace for every man woman and child. the palaces will be made of high fructose corn syrup since that is the only thing made in the US
If Elon's right and we're all living as NPCs in his simulation, God help us all because we're clearly living through a speed run of Hearts of Iron IV by a player who only ever plays Germany.
March 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
If Elon's right and we're all living as NPCs in his simulation, God help us all because we're clearly living through a speed run of Hearts of Iron IV by a player who only ever plays Germany.
You ever think about the fact that at the end of The Last Jedi, the entire Resistance is on the Millennium Falcon with a flock of porgs and when we next see them the Falcon is porg-less and the Resistance all look healthy and well-fed?
March 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You ever think about the fact that at the end of The Last Jedi, the entire Resistance is on the Millennium Falcon with a flock of porgs and when we next see them the Falcon is porg-less and the Resistance all look healthy and well-fed?