Brendan Bergen
@brendanbergen.bsky.social
Lizard fan. TV writer kinda?
One thing I think about how both “Jeff” and “Epstein” are not uncommon names, so there’s gotta be dozens of normal guys out there walking around with that name.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
One thing I think about how both “Jeff” and “Epstein” are not uncommon names, so there’s gotta be dozens of normal guys out there walking around with that name.
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these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
Going to the hospital to x-ray my child’s Halloween candy and slipping my arm in there at the last minute to get some free healthcare.
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Going to the hospital to x-ray my child’s Halloween candy and slipping my arm in there at the last minute to get some free healthcare.
One Halloween I went as a moth.
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
One Halloween I went as a moth.
Schumer is one of the most unpopular politicians in the country, withholding an endorsement is a huge win
Schumer won’t say he’ll vote for the Democratic candidate — primary was 124 days ago
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Schumer is one of the most unpopular politicians in the country, withholding an endorsement is a huge win
Guys, just found out Amazon canceled my rhesus monkey order 😢
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Guys, just found out Amazon canceled my rhesus monkey order 😢
Cute face, chubby waist, six legs, in shape
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Cute face, chubby waist, six legs, in shape
[me, getting zero likes for a month straight]: Huh. Guess AWS must be down.
October 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
[me, getting zero likes for a month straight]: Huh. Guess AWS must be down.
Trump running for office: I will lower prices
Trump in office: I am making lower prices illegal
Trump in office: I am making lower prices illegal
BREAKING: The Trump administration will set price floors across a range of industries to combat market manipulation by China, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said.
October 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Trump running for office: I will lower prices
Trump in office: I am making lower prices illegal
Trump in office: I am making lower prices illegal
One thing good about Bluesky is you’re a lot less likely to see someone unironically use the term “based”
October 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
One thing good about Bluesky is you’re a lot less likely to see someone unironically use the term “based”
Getting the ChatGPT battlepass gets you access to nipples.
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Getting the ChatGPT battlepass gets you access to nipples.
ominous Facebook notification
October 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
ominous Facebook notification
Stranger Things cast is now so old they’re being recruited to run as Democrat senators
October 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Stranger Things cast is now so old they’re being recruited to run as Democrat senators
Trying to watch 30 Halloween movies this month so this is a thread tracking that
October 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Trying to watch 30 Halloween movies this month so this is a thread tracking that
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Important to note that Jane Goodall would not have lived so long had that fateful bite not given her the monkey powers
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Important to note that Jane Goodall would not have lived so long had that fateful bite not given her the monkey powers
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Oops! All Scheming Viziers
September 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Oops! All Scheming Viziers
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
Can someone who is smart at business tell me if this is good?
September 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Can someone who is smart at business tell me if this is good?
When it contacts your nose, 60% of this cocaine explodes
Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil
Pilot dies after plane carrying 180kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in Brazil
www.independent.co.uk
September 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
When it contacts your nose, 60% of this cocaine explodes
Man: Hola, es un placer conocerte, mi nombre es Juan.
Apple AirPods Pro 3 translation: hello, buy a MacBook Pro M4. Thank you president Trump for your strong leadership.
Apple AirPods Pro 3 translation: hello, buy a MacBook Pro M4. Thank you president Trump for your strong leadership.
Apple's new AirPods offer a new live translation feature — you’ll be able to listen to someone speak in their language, and the AirPods will play back translated audio in your language. Your iPhone will also display your words in their language and read them aloud. nyti.ms/48butF1
September 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Man: Hola, es un placer conocerte, mi nombre es Juan.
Apple AirPods Pro 3 translation: hello, buy a MacBook Pro M4. Thank you president Trump for your strong leadership.
Apple AirPods Pro 3 translation: hello, buy a MacBook Pro M4. Thank you president Trump for your strong leadership.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
Not my circus. But yes, those are my monkeys. I’d like to file charges, officer.
September 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Not my circus. But yes, those are my monkeys. I’d like to file charges, officer.
Not interested in Polyamory as the one main topic of conversation. I need to think around a bit, enjoy different topics that attract me.
September 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Not interested in Polyamory as the one main topic of conversation. I need to think around a bit, enjoy different topics that attract me.
Yassified Trump might be 2nd best case scenario.
another possibility is that Trump had some kind of procedure that’s difficult to hide.
August 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yassified Trump might be 2nd best case scenario.
Tonight we’re all hoping it happens (third wave ska revival)
August 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Tonight we’re all hoping it happens (third wave ska revival)