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Breakdancing Robot
@breakdancingrobot.bsky.social
Neither a breakdancer nor a robot. Land surveyor, retired hip-hop DJ, and beer enthusiast. Terps, Spurs, and Commies. Stream of consciousness posting for your pleasure.
Since Bedroom 4 also happens to be a bathroom for some reason, that’ll work great for the nights where I had Thai-spicy Drunken Noodles for dinner (❤️ you Ruan Thai)
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Still waiting on Potfest! Come on, Willie only has so many years left in him
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If we can setup some kind of weekly wine and bitch sesh between Zohran and Trump, can we undo all the damage that’s been done in the past year and maybe more?
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
@actualnames.bsky.social Ernie and Fern Crapster of Annapolis, Maryland. Assuming for the era that Fern took Ernie’s last name, that’s some true love right there.
October 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Wait, is the crust stuffed with Dan Quinn? This is why grammar is important.
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Such brilliant protest work seen while driving down I-495 in Maryland, crowds everywhere along the overpasses, incredibly heartening to see
October 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Well that was a real nice season that Maryland football almost had
October 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Is it just me or is it slightly odd to dedicate the statistically deadliest road in Maryland (MD-210 Indian Head Highway) to the memory of the crash victims of said deadliest road in Maryland?

(In fairness there have been massive pedestrian and traffic safety improvements on MD-210 recently)
October 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We’re into the phase of studying where a decoy book is needed for my study buddy to roll around and scratch on
September 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What on earth was that Cowboys halftime show going on in the background, that was extremely distracting
September 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If it weren’t for the likes of Virginia, living in Maryland would be a sweet, dreamy, political ad-free existence
September 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Well I never (top hat flies off and monocle drops to the floor and breaks)
I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.
September 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A rapture?? In THIS economy?? Good luck!
September 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’ll never understand why Wisconsin abandoned their whole power running identity a few years ago. They were solid for decades doing the same thing year in and year out. All of my Maryland-Wisconsin memories are of them slaughtering us in the trenches, but this version of them is real sorry
September 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I feel like this is the historical marker equivalent of someone pulling the old circle game bit on you
September 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Paramount Plus? More like Paramount MINUS. Burn.

(But seriously where the fuck is my Champions League at?)
September 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
September 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The graininess of the photo, the wonky proportions, the elongated limbs…

Please tell me that you didn’t do this Bigfoot
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Lmao Northern Illinois’s football coach is Tony Hammock
September 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hey Mickey you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mickey 👏
Hey Mickey 👏
August 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I’m having a great time I say, as I’m entombed inside a solid block of ice
August 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Aside from your obvious gun nut or Trumper signs, is there any lamer, less-welcoming sign outside of someone’s house than a “No Driveway Turn Around” sign? What’s the harm? What’s the hassle? Just a sour, unwelcoming vibe. If you missed your turn or got mixed up, use my driveway as you please
August 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I just love hanging out and running a Static GPS session next to the Blue Plains stankotorium on a broiling hot DC summer day
July 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This AI slop Catdog (or Dogcat?) on the water dish box is such a mindfuck the more you look at it
July 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM