Breakdancing Robot
@breakdancingrobot.bsky.social
Neither a breakdancer nor a robot. Land surveyor, retired hip-hop DJ, and beer enthusiast. Terps, Spurs, and Commies. Stream of consciousness posting for your pleasure.
This was a real ad for ???? that came up on FB and it pretty much sums up the user experience right now. It didn’t even link to Wren By Ayesha or have anything to do with their footwear products!
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This was a real ad for ???? that came up on FB and it pretty much sums up the user experience right now. It didn’t even link to Wren By Ayesha or have anything to do with their footwear products!
@actualnames.bsky.social Ernie and Fern Crapster of Annapolis, Maryland. Assuming for the era that Fern took Ernie’s last name, that’s some true love right there.
October 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
@actualnames.bsky.social Ernie and Fern Crapster of Annapolis, Maryland. Assuming for the era that Fern took Ernie’s last name, that’s some true love right there.
Wait, is the crust stuffed with Dan Quinn? This is why grammar is important.
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Wait, is the crust stuffed with Dan Quinn? This is why grammar is important.
Well that was a real nice season that Maryland football almost had
October 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Well that was a real nice season that Maryland football almost had
Is it just me or is it slightly odd to dedicate the statistically deadliest road in Maryland (MD-210 Indian Head Highway) to the memory of the crash victims of said deadliest road in Maryland?
(In fairness there have been massive pedestrian and traffic safety improvements on MD-210 recently)
(In fairness there have been massive pedestrian and traffic safety improvements on MD-210 recently)
October 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Is it just me or is it slightly odd to dedicate the statistically deadliest road in Maryland (MD-210 Indian Head Highway) to the memory of the crash victims of said deadliest road in Maryland?
(In fairness there have been massive pedestrian and traffic safety improvements on MD-210 recently)
(In fairness there have been massive pedestrian and traffic safety improvements on MD-210 recently)
We’re into the phase of studying where a decoy book is needed for my study buddy to roll around and scratch on
September 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We’re into the phase of studying where a decoy book is needed for my study buddy to roll around and scratch on
I feel like this is the historical marker equivalent of someone pulling the old circle game bit on you
September 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I feel like this is the historical marker equivalent of someone pulling the old circle game bit on you
The graininess of the photo, the wonky proportions, the elongated limbs…
Please tell me that you didn’t do this Bigfoot
Please tell me that you didn’t do this Bigfoot
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The graininess of the photo, the wonky proportions, the elongated limbs…
Please tell me that you didn’t do this Bigfoot
Please tell me that you didn’t do this Bigfoot
I’m having a great time I say, as I’m entombed inside a solid block of ice
August 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m having a great time I say, as I’m entombed inside a solid block of ice
This was the first thing that came to mind
August 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This was the first thing that came to mind
This AI slop Catdog (or Dogcat?) on the water dish box is such a mindfuck the more you look at it
July 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This AI slop Catdog (or Dogcat?) on the water dish box is such a mindfuck the more you look at it
Appropriate on multiple levels today!
July 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Appropriate on multiple levels today!
Kinda reminds me of a partially melted Nelson Muntz if he were also some sort of birdlike manimal
July 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Kinda reminds me of a partially melted Nelson Muntz if he were also some sort of birdlike manimal
Hi yes I would like a refund of this copy of the Three Little Pigs where the iconic line “Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins!” is replaced with the less-memorable “Get Out!”
Even children’s books are getting enshittified smh
Even children’s books are getting enshittified smh
July 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hi yes I would like a refund of this copy of the Three Little Pigs where the iconic line “Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins!” is replaced with the less-memorable “Get Out!”
Even children’s books are getting enshittified smh
Even children’s books are getting enshittified smh
Master Gourd rocks
June 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Master Gourd rocks
Such an underrated FPS that apparently nobody played? Beautiful cell-shaded graphics and an extremely cool and engaging story (I didn’t realize that it was based on a graphic novel until after the fact). My buddy and I used to team up for multiplayer deathmatches and play this bad boy for HOURS
June 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Such an underrated FPS that apparently nobody played? Beautiful cell-shaded graphics and an extremely cool and engaging story (I didn’t realize that it was based on a graphic novel until after the fact). My buddy and I used to team up for multiplayer deathmatches and play this bad boy for HOURS
DOUBLE SECRET MASTER PRO TIP
June 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
DOUBLE SECRET MASTER PRO TIP
I was behind someone on the UP heading out towards Marquette with this bumper sticker and I am DYING
June 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I was behind someone on the UP heading out towards Marquette with this bumper sticker and I am DYING
Skelly says we riding for pride yall
June 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Skelly says we riding for pride yall
On PBS tonight (whaddup) they were examining how Mantises were such incredible hunters and were trying to examine their depth perception by giving them TINY LITTLE PRAYING MANTIS 3D GLASSES
May 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
On PBS tonight (whaddup) they were examining how Mantises were such incredible hunters and were trying to examine their depth perception by giving them TINY LITTLE PRAYING MANTIS 3D GLASSES
Live look at me during Spurs stoppage time
May 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Live look at me during Spurs stoppage time