Funny story; my buddy got locked up in Ocean City, MD for drunkenly yelling “I’m Rick James Bitch” within earshot of a police officer that thought he was calling her a bitch. Whoops

Ever since she was two my daughter has LOVED the moon. She always wants to know where it is, why it looks different, why it isn’t there sometimes, and half of our bedtime books are about the moon. Now that she’s three she’s moved onto “why moon?” Which is a lot harder to explain

I see what you did there!

Okay I lol’d. Well done

I need some context here

My toddler LOVES reading (yay us!) and people are always getting so many books for her that we’re constantly discovering and pulling out new age-appropriate ones for her. She managed to find an utterly self-serving, hagiographic children’s book about Hillary that we read a quarter of and had to toss

Are they trying to do some sort of desperate Jedi mind tricks with affordability here?

“Your Thanksgiving dinner WILL be cheaper this year”

Yeah but lasers though

All my ates, gone (because I finished my stew)

This was a real ad for ???? that came up on FB and it pretty much sums up the user experience right now. It didn’t even link to Wren By Ayesha or have anything to do with their footwear products!

It’s absolutely hysterical that it reads like AI gibberish but is actually a real thing

Out in Garrett County, Maryland (which is WV for all intents and purposes), I once came across a combination Laundromat and Deer Processing business

Oh that’s not a bad idea. But there’s nothing wrong with just walking in and letting the store take control of you either

Shopping at TJ’s reminds me of the Parks and Rec ep where Andy and April try to go shopping for adult housewares but get hung up on the As Seen on TV novelties. “Let’s see, how about some simple pantry staples…OMG SOUP DUMPLINGS UBE TEA COOKIES GIMME GIMME”

EDM DJ: HOW YALL DOIN OUT THERE TONIGHT???

Me in the middle of a delirious crowd: You know, there’s been a lot going on, lots happening, just trying to hang on, you know?

This is an important consideration to be fair

Even if it’s stuffed full of Dan Quinn? No judgment though.

I’m totally onboard with this theory