Bottlecapp
@bottlecapp.bsky.social
33/M(?)/ABDL/AGP/feminine-attracted - Minors DNI
The internet was made for porn.
Talk to me about Star Trek, Blood Bowl, Battletech, or some nasty, degenerate filth.
You're gonna see some naked drawings here. Not mine though.
The internet was made for porn.
Talk to me about Star Trek, Blood Bowl, Battletech, or some nasty, degenerate filth.
You're gonna see some naked drawings here. Not mine though.
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Bottlecapp
@bottlecapp.bsky.social
· Dec 5
If you come into my DMs, you have THREE posts to convince me you're not a bot.
If I'm not satisfied, you're gettin' blocked. Especially if your account has less than five posts and only a handful of reskeets.
If I'm not satisfied, you're gettin' blocked. Especially if your account has less than five posts and only a handful of reskeets.
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Forbidden yuri from the archives.
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Forbidden yuri from the archives.
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BIMBO DIAPERED DUMMIES.
💖💖💖
💖💖💖
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
BIMBO DIAPERED DUMMIES.
💖💖💖
💖💖💖
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Fuck a music streaming app & paying for one. I have been getting 3 CDs for $1 from my local thrift store and reliving the 2000s - no ads, no having to switch songs or dj while driving, no having to worry about a playlist - it’s amazing
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Fuck a music streaming app & paying for one. I have been getting 3 CDs for $1 from my local thrift store and reliving the 2000s - no ads, no having to switch songs or dj while driving, no having to worry about a playlist - it’s amazing
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Elderly aunt at Thanksgiving kept pronouncing Mamdani as "mom-dommy"
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Elderly aunt at Thanksgiving kept pronouncing Mamdani as "mom-dommy"
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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the number of people I know who were big antis 5-10 years ago and then one day looked around and said "i've been a dumbass, all my friends are just looking for reasons to cancel each other, we spend all our time walking on eggshells" and then they came over to the Fun Side is pretty high
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the number of people I know who were big antis 5-10 years ago and then one day looked around and said "i've been a dumbass, all my friends are just looking for reasons to cancel each other, we spend all our time walking on eggshells" and then they came over to the Fun Side is pretty high
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my spellchecker correcting "aromantic" to "aromatic" should be considered a hate crime.
I'M NOT STINKY, I JUST DON'T GET ROMANCE, OKAY? STOP CALLING ME NAMES, COMPUTER
I'M NOT STINKY, I JUST DON'T GET ROMANCE, OKAY? STOP CALLING ME NAMES, COMPUTER
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
my spellchecker correcting "aromantic" to "aromatic" should be considered a hate crime.
I'M NOT STINKY, I JUST DON'T GET ROMANCE, OKAY? STOP CALLING ME NAMES, COMPUTER
I'M NOT STINKY, I JUST DON'T GET ROMANCE, OKAY? STOP CALLING ME NAMES, COMPUTER
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
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The Who's Who of Mischief Makers. What a cute intermission screen and character artwork. 💜
📺: Mischief Makers, Treasure, 1997 (RGB N64)
📺: Mischief Makers, Treasure, 1997 (RGB N64)
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The Who's Who of Mischief Makers. What a cute intermission screen and character artwork. 💜
📺: Mischief Makers, Treasure, 1997 (RGB N64)
📺: Mischief Makers, Treasure, 1997 (RGB N64)
These guys- Gelu from Heroes of Might and Magic III, and Retsu from Dual Heroes
If you haven't heard of Dual Heroes, I don't blame you.
(If you haven't played Heroes 3, I will judge you.)
If you haven't heard of Dual Heroes, I don't blame you.
(If you haven't played Heroes 3, I will judge you.)
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
These guys- Gelu from Heroes of Might and Magic III, and Retsu from Dual Heroes
If you haven't heard of Dual Heroes, I don't blame you.
(If you haven't played Heroes 3, I will judge you.)
If you haven't heard of Dual Heroes, I don't blame you.
(If you haven't played Heroes 3, I will judge you.)
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![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
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“Hey babe
hmu if you want to get diapered and tied up in the rapunzel tower 😘”
hmu if you want to get diapered and tied up in the rapunzel tower 😘”
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“Hey babe
hmu if you want to get diapered and tied up in the rapunzel tower 😘”
hmu if you want to get diapered and tied up in the rapunzel tower 😘”
Nothin wrong with it except its out of print 😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Nothin wrong with it except its out of print 😭
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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I really admire Samus Aran, because sometimes I too deal with challenges by curling up into a ball.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I really admire Samus Aran, because sometimes I too deal with challenges by curling up into a ball.
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
STOP MAKING INTERFACES FLAT
STOP MAKING INTERFACES BORING
SCREEN RES HAS NEVER BEEN HIGHER AND THE BEST YALL CAN DO IS AN UNSHADED RECTANGLE WITH ROUNDED CORNERS
AT LEAST A GRADIENT FOR GOD'S SAKE, PLEASE
STOP MAKING INTERFACES BORING
SCREEN RES HAS NEVER BEEN HIGHER AND THE BEST YALL CAN DO IS AN UNSHADED RECTANGLE WITH ROUNDED CORNERS
AT LEAST A GRADIENT FOR GOD'S SAKE, PLEASE
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
STOP MAKING INTERFACES FLAT
STOP MAKING INTERFACES BORING
SCREEN RES HAS NEVER BEEN HIGHER AND THE BEST YALL CAN DO IS AN UNSHADED RECTANGLE WITH ROUNDED CORNERS
AT LEAST A GRADIENT FOR GOD'S SAKE, PLEASE
STOP MAKING INTERFACES BORING
SCREEN RES HAS NEVER BEEN HIGHER AND THE BEST YALL CAN DO IS AN UNSHADED RECTANGLE WITH ROUNDED CORNERS
AT LEAST A GRADIENT FOR GOD'S SAKE, PLEASE
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Me having to lock in at work for two long days because a beautiful woman hasn't come and made me her personal submissive sex toy who doesn't have to worry about things like spreadsheets or policy analysis or mathematics and I am forced to be highly competent and good at my job instead:
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Me having to lock in at work for two long days because a beautiful woman hasn't come and made me her personal submissive sex toy who doesn't have to worry about things like spreadsheets or policy analysis or mathematics and I am forced to be highly competent and good at my job instead:
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i come to all of you humbly to ask if you will allow me a strawman just this once
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i come to all of you humbly to ask if you will allow me a strawman just this once