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jam-orbital
@jamorbital.bsky.social
· Oct 28
Hey! 3 days left to get in on the Patreon Halloween sale! 35% off your first month at the $10 tier and up.
$10 tier: Special exclusives and other neat stuff → $6.50
$12 tier: WIPs and extra-pervy "Weirds" → $7.80
$18 tier: Suggestion threads, poll nominations → $11.70
patreon.com/jamorbital
$10 tier: Special exclusives and other neat stuff → $6.50
$12 tier: WIPs and extra-pervy "Weirds" → $7.80
$18 tier: Suggestion threads, poll nominations → $11.70
patreon.com/jamorbital
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99.99% of the comments I get are nice or at least neutral but every once in a while someone on Tumblr gets mad at me for drawing big boobs. It's kinda funny
December 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
99.99% of the comments I get are nice or at least neutral but every once in a while someone on Tumblr gets mad at me for drawing big boobs. It's kinda funny
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays 2025! 🎄❤️🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays 2025! 🎄❤️🎄❤️
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Even in these difficult times we must continue making art. That's why I will always post things such as "The ass is the window to the soul"
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Even in these difficult times we must continue making art. That's why I will always post things such as "The ass is the window to the soul"
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Added some colors to the biker Samus drawing ~
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December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Added some colors to the biker Samus drawing ~
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Once at a small Smash tourney years ago, I was matched up against a Villager player I'd never seen before. I picked Ganondorf. When he lost, he literally jumped up and GIGA METEOR SPIKED his controller into the floor like a goddamn football in the end zone. To be fair I was kinda sandbagging.
There's something deeply perverse about the white hot rage Mario games (Smash Bros, Mario Kart, etc.) inspire in people when compared to the clinically distilled whimsy they dress themselves in.
Like how many murder fantasies have been fully formed after getting red shelled by an annoying friend?
Like how many murder fantasies have been fully formed after getting red shelled by an annoying friend?
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Once at a small Smash tourney years ago, I was matched up against a Villager player I'd never seen before. I picked Ganondorf. When he lost, he literally jumped up and GIGA METEOR SPIKED his controller into the floor like a goddamn football in the end zone. To be fair I was kinda sandbagging.
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Glasses or no glasses? 🤓
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Glasses or no glasses? 🤓
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She's gonna kick your butt 🔪
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
She's gonna kick your butt 🔪
Glasses or no glasses? 🤓
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Glasses or no glasses? 🤓
She's gonna kick your butt 🔪
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
She's gonna kick your butt 🔪
It's been over a year since I bailed on Twitter. I was like, "I don't care what it costs me, fuck this." Surprisingly it didn't really cost me anything AFAIK. Income-wise I'm actually doing better now than I was a year ago, which I never expected. Maybe I'd be making even more, but I don't care.
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It's been over a year since I bailed on Twitter. I was like, "I don't care what it costs me, fuck this." Surprisingly it didn't really cost me anything AFAIK. Income-wise I'm actually doing better now than I was a year ago, which I never expected. Maybe I'd be making even more, but I don't care.
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I'm out of lara chewsdays now it's tifa tuesday 👊
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm out of lara chewsdays now it's tifa tuesday 👊
Elderly aunt at Thanksgiving kept pronouncing Mamdani as "mom-dommy"
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Elderly aunt at Thanksgiving kept pronouncing Mamdani as "mom-dommy"
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She found a tie that fits!
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
She found a tie that fits!
Glad people like the silly giant booby necktie girl. I was worried I went too big this time
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Glad people like the silly giant booby necktie girl. I was worried I went too big this time
She found a tie that fits!
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
She found a tie that fits!
What I always say: when life gets you down, draw some really big boobs
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What I always say: when life gets you down, draw some really big boobs
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She missed the Halloween party 😔
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
She missed the Halloween party 😔
She missed the Halloween party 😔
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
She missed the Halloween party 😔
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