Bort Manteau
@bortmanteau.bsky.social
See, it's a portmanteau of Bort and portmanteau.
Lo-fi Bluesky reply guy.
🇨🇦 | mid-40s | he/him
Lo-fi Bluesky reply guy.
🇨🇦 | mid-40s | he/him
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keeping things fresh by making dolphins noises in the boudoir
I know there's furries, but is there such things as smoothies?
I figured out who my bearded celebrity doppelganger is.*
*this was the best collage option on my phone
*this was the best collage option on my phone
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I figured out who my bearded celebrity doppelganger is.*
*this was the best collage option on my phone
*this was the best collage option on my phone
That feeling of accomplishment when you finish a sauce bottle, only to realize that you'll just have to buy another one.
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
That feeling of accomplishment when you finish a sauce bottle, only to realize that you'll just have to buy another one.
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Can’t. Busy cultivating a personality.
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Can’t. Busy cultivating a personality.
I used to read whole books!
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I used to read whole books!
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Commas are the parsley, in the teeth of my posts
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Commas are the parsley, in the teeth of my posts
Li'l Joey Stivic laid in wait in the dark box, patient for the moment when his new master would unleash his cursed form unto the world.
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Li'l Joey Stivic laid in wait in the dark box, patient for the moment when his new master would unleash his cursed form unto the world.
What I see: Ngl
What I hear in my mind: niggle
What I hear in my mind: niggle
Ngl, sounds awesome
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
What I see: Ngl
What I hear in my mind: niggle
What I hear in my mind: niggle
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
I know there's furries, but is there such things as smoothies?
keeping things fresh by making dolphins noises in the boudoir
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I know there's furries, but is there such things as smoothies?
The vibe I bring to any function
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The vibe I bring to any function
You: Stop and smell the roses!
Me: I'll smell when I'm dead
Me: I'll smell when I'm dead
I will touch grass when I am dead (from underneath)
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You: Stop and smell the roses!
Me: I'll smell when I'm dead
Me: I'll smell when I'm dead
Ugh I'm between belt holes.
Guess I'll aim for the fatter one.
Guess I'll aim for the fatter one.
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ugh I'm between belt holes.
Guess I'll aim for the fatter one.
Guess I'll aim for the fatter one.