bootycowboy
@bootycowboy.bsky.social
For the boys (gender inclusive)
Bought a rayon shirt rip steve monite
February 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Bought a rayon shirt rip steve monite
Should I offer this white baby a cappuccino
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Should I offer this white baby a cappuccino
At the mall buying shirts for men
February 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
At the mall buying shirts for men
This is a stand your ground state, that big red bitch better not step an inch into my domicile
December 21, 2024 at 4:12 PM
This is a stand your ground state, that big red bitch better not step an inch into my domicile
Thank you for all you’ve done for the working class
December 10, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Thank you for all you’ve done for the working class
Doing my kegels for the boys so I can urinate in a strong, rhythmic pattern to drive the rest of our urinal orchestra forward
December 10, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Doing my kegels for the boys so I can urinate in a strong, rhythmic pattern to drive the rest of our urinal orchestra forward
Furiously googling if “bloke” is gender neutral before my company-wide presentation
December 6, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Furiously googling if “bloke” is gender neutral before my company-wide presentation
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i’ve been incorporating more microplastics into my diet lately
November 24, 2024 at 1:07 PM
i’ve been incorporating more microplastics into my diet lately
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
Played too hard to get in the Wendy’s drive through and was asked to leave
November 24, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Played too hard to get in the Wendy’s drive through and was asked to leave
I have eaten too many pork rinds and lost my boyish charm
November 24, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I have eaten too many pork rinds and lost my boyish charm
Showing milfs at the local coffee shop that I’m available by flexing my butt cheeks to the tune of the Andy Griffith show
November 24, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Showing milfs at the local coffee shop that I’m available by flexing my butt cheeks to the tune of the Andy Griffith show
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They should make yogurt for men.
November 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM
They should make yogurt for men.
The lgbt have planted surveillance devices in black rifle coffee bags to track the migration patterns of those suffering from male pattern baldness. To what end? We can only wait and see
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
The lgbt have planted surveillance devices in black rifle coffee bags to track the migration patterns of those suffering from male pattern baldness. To what end? We can only wait and see
Not medically cleared to twerk, I’m so sorry your honor
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Not medically cleared to twerk, I’m so sorry your honor
Ammo is stored in the balls
As well as, of course, the urine
As well as, of course, the urine
I am once again asking battlemech engineers to stop designing 'mechs with ammo supplies stored in the center torso.
November 22, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Ammo is stored in the balls
As well as, of course, the urine
As well as, of course, the urine
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I joined Team Rocket because no one else would take me in. To many, Giovanni was a criminal. To me, he was the only father I had ever known.
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I joined Team Rocket because no one else would take me in. To many, Giovanni was a criminal. To me, he was the only father I had ever known.
The Lame Stream Media has unveiled their next political hitman: Stavvy from Cum Town
November 21, 2024 at 11:02 PM
The Lame Stream Media has unveiled their next political hitman: Stavvy from Cum Town
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Happy Thursdsy, y’all!
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November 21, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Happy Thursdsy, y’all!
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I enjoy the antics of those magic nuns on Dune, the Betty Gesundheits or what have you. When they do the bullfrog voice and make a guy stab himself? Great stuff! Fun buncha gals. Knock ‘em dead ladies.
November 20, 2024 at 4:22 AM
I enjoy the antics of those magic nuns on Dune, the Betty Gesundheits or what have you. When they do the bullfrog voice and make a guy stab himself? Great stuff! Fun buncha gals. Knock ‘em dead ladies.
It’s about time a new type of desert was invented
It’s about time a new type of dessert was invented
November 20, 2024 at 3:05 PM
It’s about time a new type of desert was invented
I am decorating the house for a secret holiday only I know about
November 20, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I am decorating the house for a secret holiday only I know about
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