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dan ♿
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he/him 27 --- callipygian
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toto if they wrote music about stim toys: hold the slime
seeing people say "do you wanna 99" to ask if someone wants to hug/spoon. good idea, but personally i prefer "execute order 66"
December 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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ANNOUNCING THE BUGATHON!
The idea of this is to celebrate community, and the Bugathon will be continuing all thru December. There will be NO PAID INCENTIVES (I appreciate y'all, but if u wanna donate money, do it to www.map.org.uk or mermaidsuk.org.uk).
Wanna play games w me? Join our Discord below!
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Meet me at the resident evil gloryhole
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I spoke with Charlie before he died and he told me that he was excited about getting deflowered at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
September 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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putting this on your timeline again
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
please help my lovely cool epic rad friend nox if you can!! anything helps, even a repost if money is tight for you too!!
hi guys, my dear friend @micchan.bsky.social is in a bit of a rough spot right now - expenses have been tight, and now one of his bunnies is sick and needs a ct scan to see if he needs treatment. if you could help toss anything his way, I would really appreciate it

ko-fi.com/noximillion/...
Support Nox
Support Nox
ko-fi.com
September 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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if you donate $20 or above btw i will draw you a little doodle of something! can be toku related or an oc of yours or anyone you want, just say whoever you'd like in the ko-fi message
September 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I always forget that it’s Occam’s razor, not Arkham’s razor
August 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍

www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Reminder that back in 2010, during the Plastic Beach era, Gorillaz cancelled their appearance at a festival in Tel Aviv in protest of Israel killing nine people trying to supply aide to Gaza.

Israel has been committing genocide for a while, and Gorillaz have been against it
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i think my current viewpoint on kirk's assassination is that yes, anyone being shot is bad, but that doesn't automatically mean that everyone should grieve them, and that telling people that they should be grieving just shows that part of you liked the guy.
September 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
remember when that other guy got shot, and everyone blamed the left before we knew who the shooter was or what their political alignment is?
September 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Thoughts and prayers to Gavin Newsom
September 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
im so exhausted that i saw an ad saying "freshness tactics" out of the corner of my eye as i scrolled past it, and for a solid 12 seconds i was 100% convinced that it said "penis testicles"
September 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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My sentient enchanted sword came out to me as transmasc. Talk about Un-She/They-ing your blade! I told him "I don't care how you identify, I just need you to he/it whatever is in front of me!"
August 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
think im going through a mental crisis
August 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
why tf is mindcrack back
August 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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fuck you, i won't cum when you suck me
fuck you, i won't cum when you suck me
fuck you, i won't cum when you suck me
fuck you, i won't cum when you suck me

gooning in the name of
August 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
ok wokelords, if "trans" is so good, then why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food out hot eat the food
August 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 5:37 AM