State Mandated Boywife
@boofing4jesus.bsky.social
jack off all trades
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this made me think to check and yep. they always get so racist they never enjoy the half time show lmfao
February 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
this made me think to check and yep. they always get so racist they never enjoy the half time show lmfao
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Grimace but pronounced like Versace.
February 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Grimace but pronounced like Versace.
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one day humanity will view the brocolli haircut like the hitler stache
February 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
one day humanity will view the brocolli haircut like the hitler stache
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I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school
January 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school
having covid fucking sucks my balls dude
February 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
having covid fucking sucks my balls dude
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Inauguration Day.
January 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Inauguration Day.
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*seeing another wave of users join the platform* maybe these will be the good ones
January 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
*seeing another wave of users join the platform* maybe these will be the good ones
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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(citing completely made up statistics) thoughts on this?
January 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
(citing completely made up statistics) thoughts on this?
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my cybertruck is on fire and everyone is pointing and laughing at me and pelting me with items from their pockets and bags?
January 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
my cybertruck is on fire and everyone is pointing and laughing at me and pelting me with items from their pockets and bags?
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Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
December 31, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
SQUID GAME IS BACK BITCH
December 26, 2024 at 5:19 PM
SQUID GAME IS BACK BITCH
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An image of unfathomable power
December 26, 2024 at 6:13 AM
An image of unfathomable power
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it feels good as fuck as a crab in a barrel to keep other crabs in the barrel. yoink get back down here fancy pants haha luv ya
December 24, 2024 at 12:37 AM
it feels good as fuck as a crab in a barrel to keep other crabs in the barrel. yoink get back down here fancy pants haha luv ya
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Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
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Javier Bardem’s fuckass bob in No Country for Old Men deserved its own Oscar
December 23, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Javier Bardem’s fuckass bob in No Country for Old Men deserved its own Oscar
Putting Coin Operated Boy in Creature Commandos when G.I Robot is turning nazis into lead filled swiss cheese is hilariously good
December 23, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Putting Coin Operated Boy in Creature Commandos when G.I Robot is turning nazis into lead filled swiss cheese is hilariously good
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
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the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
December 22, 2024 at 3:02 AM
the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
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You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 AM
You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you
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Calling Pinhead “Hellraiser” enough times after he corrects me that he gets pissed off and leaves
December 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Calling Pinhead “Hellraiser” enough times after he corrects me that he gets pissed off and leaves