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Effie 🍅
@booeffie.bsky.social
· Jun 25
Omg for clarity my stripper name was effie
I dont want to put this on main but its a really weird day as someone who was sex trafficked like idk
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I dont want to put this on main but its a really weird day as someone who was sex trafficked like idk
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ASTARION X????? BRO GET IN MY PARTY I NEED YOU TO LOCKPICK SOMETHING
He’s not dead, he’s at his island. That’s why the US military is blowing up any vessel in the ocean north of Venezuela, near Puerto Rico, which is exactly by Epstein Island. Like everything else with Trump we have to connect the dots.
October 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
ASTARION X????? BRO GET IN MY PARTY I NEED YOU TO LOCKPICK SOMETHING
Everytime my app glitches: aw damn did I finally catch a ban
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Everytime my app glitches: aw damn did I finally catch a ban
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I do like this account because its amazing how much more of my other account's moots posts I see
September 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I do like this account because its amazing how much more of my other account's moots posts I see
Iykyk ok bbys
Omg for clarity my stripper name was effie
September 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Iykyk ok bbys
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I have experienced levels of haterism so deep it has caused me to better my life out of spite. it’s the most powerful natural force in the known universe
August 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I have experienced levels of haterism so deep it has caused me to better my life out of spite. it’s the most powerful natural force in the known universe
Theres one guy on here whose whole schtick is posting economic data.
Last month he was vehemently defending the jobs numbers and how stable and good the economy was. "Vibes" and acting like people were making up conspiracies about the numbers.
Last month he was vehemently defending the jobs numbers and how stable and good the economy was. "Vibes" and acting like people were making up conspiracies about the numbers.
August 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Theres one guy on here whose whole schtick is posting economic data.
Last month he was vehemently defending the jobs numbers and how stable and good the economy was. "Vibes" and acting like people were making up conspiracies about the numbers.
Last month he was vehemently defending the jobs numbers and how stable and good the economy was. "Vibes" and acting like people were making up conspiracies about the numbers.
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My posts' numbers are disappointing. I demand they fire the head of the BlueSky Bureau of Post Statistics
August 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My posts' numbers are disappointing. I demand they fire the head of the BlueSky Bureau of Post Statistics
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No one in the world has gotten better rehabilitative PR than George W. Bush, it's truly brain-breaking. Napoleon would be jealous
August 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
No one in the world has gotten better rehabilitative PR than George W. Bush, it's truly brain-breaking. Napoleon would be jealous
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Anyway, Toy Story is arguably a Floridian narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the squirting jock a Suecoromantic icon.
August 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Anyway, Toy Story is arguably a Floridian narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the squirting jock a Suecoromantic icon.
News be normal about young adults challenge level: never happening
Gen Z has brought us the 6pm dinner – and I am not ready for it | Polly Hudson
Gen Z has brought us the 6pm dinner – and I am not ready for it | Polly Hudson
Early evening restaurant bookings are on the rise. Great for commuters and sleep purists, but what about the rest of us?
www.theguardian.com
August 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
News be normal about young adults challenge level: never happening
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it must be hard to run a country when the whole population gets hit with the men in black memory erasing device every 4 years
August 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
it must be hard to run a country when the whole population gets hit with the men in black memory erasing device every 4 years
When I first started using retinols I didnt realize you uh
Should not wax. And I ripped off huge layers of my skin. And it was really embarrassing looking and kind of painful.
I cannot imagine 10 yo using retinol lol
Should not wax. And I ripped off huge layers of my skin. And it was really embarrassing looking and kind of painful.
I cannot imagine 10 yo using retinol lol
August 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
When I first started using retinols I didnt realize you uh
Should not wax. And I ripped off huge layers of my skin. And it was really embarrassing looking and kind of painful.
I cannot imagine 10 yo using retinol lol
Should not wax. And I ripped off huge layers of my skin. And it was really embarrassing looking and kind of painful.
I cannot imagine 10 yo using retinol lol
Spanking discourse in 2025 is something else but I guess on brand
Dont hit children jfc
Dont hit children jfc
August 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Spanking discourse in 2025 is something else but I guess on brand
Dont hit children jfc
Dont hit children jfc
I need this opinion writer to recognize they probably just made a bunch of people take their organ donor status away like
August 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I need this opinion writer to recognize they probably just made a bunch of people take their organ donor status away like
I cannot flip a fucking pancake to save my life
August 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I cannot flip a fucking pancake to save my life
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ChatGPT, I worked late and I'm too hungry, but too tired to cook. What should I do?
ChatGPT: Try 30 to 40 olives. 30 to 40 olives: an easy weeknight dinner. Eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers. You will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.
ChatGPT: Try 30 to 40 olives. 30 to 40 olives: an easy weeknight dinner. Eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers. You will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.
godDAMMIT @milesklee.bsky.social it was supposed to be a fucking JOKE 😭
August 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
ChatGPT, I worked late and I'm too hungry, but too tired to cook. What should I do?
ChatGPT: Try 30 to 40 olives. 30 to 40 olives: an easy weeknight dinner. Eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers. You will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.
ChatGPT: Try 30 to 40 olives. 30 to 40 olives: an easy weeknight dinner. Eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers. You will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.
Bro the stock market is so deeply unserious lmfao
August 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bro the stock market is so deeply unserious lmfao
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I'm begging for atheists to add an ounce of terrorism to their politics.
August 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm begging for atheists to add an ounce of terrorism to their politics.
The "one of a kind interview" tagline here is so ghoulish to me.
Idk the parents and everyone deals with grief differently but this is shameless on acosta's part.
Just fucking bleak.
Idk the parents and everyone deals with grief differently but this is shameless on acosta's part.
Just fucking bleak.
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The "one of a kind interview" tagline here is so ghoulish to me.
Idk the parents and everyone deals with grief differently but this is shameless on acosta's part.
Just fucking bleak.
Idk the parents and everyone deals with grief differently but this is shameless on acosta's part.
Just fucking bleak.