Bonnie
@bonnie-in-pdx.bsky.social
When I grow up, I either want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Cue Foo Fighters song…
It’s time for one staffer with nothing to lose to just dump everything online. You will be a hero forever. We will put up statues. Someone will write folk songs about you.
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Cue Foo Fighters song…
I learned from a Bluesky post that fremdschämen is German for secondhand embarrassment. Everything Katy Perry has done the last 5 years gives me big time fremdschämen.
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I learned from a Bluesky post that fremdschämen is German for secondhand embarrassment. Everything Katy Perry has done the last 5 years gives me big time fremdschämen.
See also: Azealia Banks
“I can’t wait to see you [Kanye] drink flat Sprite out of a garbage can in Times Square.”
“I can’t wait to see you [Kanye] drink flat Sprite out of a garbage can in Times Square.”
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
See also: Azealia Banks
“I can’t wait to see you [Kanye] drink flat Sprite out of a garbage can in Times Square.”
“I can’t wait to see you [Kanye] drink flat Sprite out of a garbage can in Times Square.”
Is this for Kim Kardashian?
Hey here's something: If you live in the greater Seattle area and have old law school casebooks, hornbooks, or bar prep materials that you want to get rid of, please DM me, I will come take them off your hands and maybe deliver you a prize for your troubles
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Is this for Kim Kardashian?
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"here is your package with tariffs the amount will be $945"
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"here is your package with tariffs the amount will be $945"
America 2025 in a nutshell.
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
America 2025 in a nutshell.
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I live in America… i am stimulated (derogatory)
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I live in America… i am stimulated (derogatory)
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everything about Trump would be too hacky and on the nose for fiction
October 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
everything about Trump would be too hacky and on the nose for fiction
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"Subdue the real domestic terrorists—i.e., drivers who don’t know how to merge onto I-5."
Ways the National Guard Can Actually Help “War-Ravaged” Portland
“President Trump’s declaration on Saturday that he had authorized the use of federal forces to ‘protect war-ravaged’ Portland, Ore., prompted bewil...
buff.ly
October 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Subdue the real domestic terrorists—i.e., drivers who don’t know how to merge onto I-5."
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somewhere in portland, there's one person, or a small handful of people, who came up with the inflatable costume idea, and I feel like they deserve our immense respect for defining the obvious developing aesthetic of the contemporary battle against fascism
October 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
somewhere in portland, there's one person, or a small handful of people, who came up with the inflatable costume idea, and I feel like they deserve our immense respect for defining the obvious developing aesthetic of the contemporary battle against fascism
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He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel
September 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel
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Me after biting an oatmeal raisin cookie I thought was chocolate chip:
September 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Me after biting an oatmeal raisin cookie I thought was chocolate chip:
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It was the best of times, it was the end of times
September 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It was the best of times, it was the end of times
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⚠ this user will not be raptured
September 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
⚠ this user will not be raptured
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The Rapture gets earlier and earlier every year. Costco has had its Rapture stuff out since July.
September 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The Rapture gets earlier and earlier every year. Costco has had its Rapture stuff out since July.
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People of faith take far too many liberties with the proposition of heaven and far too few with compassion… seeing who people want to send to heaven this week … perhaps all of us should opt out
Sorry to get serious on you. Please ignore if this is obnoxious. Do you believe atheists go to heaven?
September 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
People of faith take far too many liberties with the proposition of heaven and far too few with compassion… seeing who people want to send to heaven this week … perhaps all of us should opt out
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My 2028 primary vote is for sale. The highest bidder is the Democrat who can convince me they aren't just going to return to normalcy but are going to actually going to hold these people accountable.
September 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My 2028 primary vote is for sale. The highest bidder is the Democrat who can convince me they aren't just going to return to normalcy but are going to actually going to hold these people accountable.