Chewbokachoi | CoffeePaladin
@bokagori.bsky.social
I like bok choy and could probably make LEOs beg me to plead the fifth
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December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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In the distance 🐇🐉
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In the distance 🐇🐉
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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That moment when you put on that jacket you haven't worn since last year and discover a suprise in a pocket.
Maybe it's money.
Maybe it's a ticket stub from that one amazing night.
Maybe it's that final clue to solving the murder.
What was in Seth's jacket pocket, you ask...
...Percentile Dice
Maybe it's money.
Maybe it's a ticket stub from that one amazing night.
Maybe it's that final clue to solving the murder.
What was in Seth's jacket pocket, you ask...
...Percentile Dice
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That moment when you put on that jacket you haven't worn since last year and discover a suprise in a pocket.
Maybe it's money.
Maybe it's a ticket stub from that one amazing night.
Maybe it's that final clue to solving the murder.
What was in Seth's jacket pocket, you ask...
...Percentile Dice
Maybe it's money.
Maybe it's a ticket stub from that one amazing night.
Maybe it's that final clue to solving the murder.
What was in Seth's jacket pocket, you ask...
...Percentile Dice
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If Napoleon was exiled to Elba in 2025, he would never have come back to power, he would have just started a podcast.
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If Napoleon was exiled to Elba in 2025, he would never have come back to power, he would have just started a podcast.
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The hero who put a stop to the massacre of Jews in Australia is Muslim.
In a world with so much deep division based on religion — including tragically between Jews & Muslims — this action gives me hope.
We’re all human beings, whatever God we worship.
Thank you, Ahmed al-Ahmad.
In a world with so much deep division based on religion — including tragically between Jews & Muslims — this action gives me hope.
We’re all human beings, whatever God we worship.
Thank you, Ahmed al-Ahmad.
December 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The hero who put a stop to the massacre of Jews in Australia is Muslim.
In a world with so much deep division based on religion — including tragically between Jews & Muslims — this action gives me hope.
We’re all human beings, whatever God we worship.
Thank you, Ahmed al-Ahmad.
In a world with so much deep division based on religion — including tragically between Jews & Muslims — this action gives me hope.
We’re all human beings, whatever God we worship.
Thank you, Ahmed al-Ahmad.
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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okay SF you're gonna have to out-weird Portland now it's the only option
October 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
okay SF you're gonna have to out-weird Portland now it's the only option
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I remember someone talking about the energy load of generative art tools and someone started trying to retort like “yeah but a human artist also drinks water and eats food so they have an even bigger carbon footprint per piece” as though they stop needing food and water when they aren’t drawing.
October 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I remember someone talking about the energy load of generative art tools and someone started trying to retort like “yeah but a human artist also drinks water and eats food so they have an even bigger carbon footprint per piece” as though they stop needing food and water when they aren’t drawing.
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Any form of media that involves an angry man telling an audience what to be angry about for several hours a day is probably not good for the human brain
October 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Any form of media that involves an angry man telling an audience what to be angry about for several hours a day is probably not good for the human brain
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what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?
“I voted for none of this."
Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
October 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?
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October 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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I freakin' knew it--sis owes me $5
I was Lee Harvey Oswald’s trans roommate. Taking interviews at this time @wsj.com @newyorkpost.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I freakin' knew it--sis owes me $5
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
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Once again golf ruins my day.
August 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Once again golf ruins my day.
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Look, man, I dunno if it's happening or not, but just for preparedness for when it does, I have been spending my evening building a playlist for the day it does.
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Look, man, I dunno if it's happening or not, but just for preparedness for when it does, I have been spending my evening building a playlist for the day it does.
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Related: if you're at Worldcon, wear your mask.
Every Alien story is really about the people who won’t wear helmets or respirators when they should. Or who see the alien egg and put their face up near the the egg. It’s like in Dracula, when people take off the garlic necklace.
August 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Related: if you're at Worldcon, wear your mask.
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“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”
August 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”
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STRIP GAME with
🌸 Order Of Darkness Kung Lao 🌸
round 2
check out my tumblr or telegram if you want to participate~
#mk1 #MortalKombat #KungLao
🌸 Order Of Darkness Kung Lao 🌸
round 2
check out my tumblr or telegram if you want to participate~
#mk1 #MortalKombat #KungLao
July 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
STRIP GAME with
🌸 Order Of Darkness Kung Lao 🌸
round 2
check out my tumblr or telegram if you want to participate~
#mk1 #MortalKombat #KungLao
🌸 Order Of Darkness Kung Lao 🌸
round 2
check out my tumblr or telegram if you want to participate~
#mk1 #MortalKombat #KungLao
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We have such cute things to show you
July 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
We have such cute things to show you