Bob Stumpff
@bobstumpff.bsky.social
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Make sure you cancel Redzone tonight and the five outdoors channels you get along with it.
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Make sure you cancel Redzone tonight and the five outdoors channels you get along with it.
Chris Long‘s announcing style is “constantly cutting a wrestling promo”
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Chris Long‘s announcing style is “constantly cutting a wrestling promo”
Herbstreit should try learning the players’ names. I’m not keeping track of every dude’s jersey number.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Herbstreit should try learning the players’ names. I’m not keeping track of every dude’s jersey number.
Weird thing for a brunch restaurant to brag about.
As racial tensions in Westport heat up, a brunch restaurant said it has created “an environment of harassment, intimidation, vandalism and fear.”
KC brunch spot closes, says it was ‘collateral damage’ of Westport controversy
As racial tensions in Westport heat up, a brunch restaurant said it has created “an environment of harassment, intimidation, vandalism and fear.”
bit.ly
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Weird thing for a brunch restaurant to brag about.
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cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
Meanwhile, at the KC Star social media desk
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Meanwhile, at the KC Star social media desk
He’ll always have that first press conference where people found him charming.
Bills WR Keon Coleman will be a healthy scratch today vs the Bucs, sources say. A surprise.
The plan all week was for Coleman to play, but that changed when he was late to meetings on Friday morning. That led to him being inactive.
The plan all week was for Coleman to play, but that changed when he was late to meetings on Friday morning. That led to him being inactive.
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
He’ll always have that first press conference where people found him charming.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
@minakimes.bsky.social Is Tory Horton worth a pickup? Don’t have a lot of healthy receivers on my fantasy team today.
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social Is Tory Horton worth a pickup? Don’t have a lot of healthy receivers on my fantasy team today.
Did the artist who made the statue of Mister Rogers know what he looked like?
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Did the artist who made the statue of Mister Rogers know what he looked like?
Brian Flores’ defense giving up the same qb scramble all game seems bad for his head coaching ambitions. Also the suing the NFL thing.
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Brian Flores’ defense giving up the same qb scramble all game seems bad for his head coaching ambitions. Also the suing the NFL thing.
The MLS is an assisted living facility for declining legends.
Lionel Messi can cross one more achievement off his list for his time in MLS.
He’s now a Golden Boot winner 🏆
He’s now a Golden Boot winner 🏆
October 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The MLS is an assisted living facility for declining legends.
The Rainmaker is definitely a show that lawyers make fun of.
October 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Rainmaker is definitely a show that lawyers make fun of.
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
October 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
Jaws features a shark expert played by Richard Dreyfuss whose specialty is being easily startled underwater and dropping important items to the ocean floor.
October 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Jaws features a shark expert played by Richard Dreyfuss whose specialty is being easily startled underwater and dropping important items to the ocean floor.
1972 Dolphins celebrating the loss by the Bills.
a group of skeletons are dancing in a circle in a cemetery in a black and white cartoon .
ALT: a group of skeletons are dancing in a circle in a cemetery in a black and white cartoon .
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
1972 Dolphins celebrating the loss by the Bills.
Cooper Rush replacing an injured Lamar Jackson did not provide the spark Tony Romo expected.
September 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Cooper Rush replacing an injured Lamar Jackson did not provide the spark Tony Romo expected.
Tony Romo, still terrible at his job.
September 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Tony Romo, still terrible at his job.