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Bobby Dallas
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But man, I’ve seen wild things!
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JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case theonion.com/jd-vanc...
February 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We’re being played. It’s not hard to see, and yet we’re surrounded by people who refuse to even consider it.
Taxpayers pay Elon Musk $8M a day and he’s already got 2 new government contracts totaling $38.4B since Trump came into office. DOGE isn’t about America. Boy didn’t want the gravy train to stop…
TikTok video by IAmPoliticsGirl
www.tiktok.com
February 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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In preparation for today’s Super Bowl in New Orleans, state police forced over 100 homeless men and women onto buses under threat of arrest, dumping them in an unheated warehouse. Tents destroyed, belongings lost. Press are barred from the warehouse.

The price tag for this cruelty? $17.5 million
Louisiana coerced unhoused people into an unheated warehouse – and paid $17.5m for it
Dozens of New Orleanians were bused to a site with insufficient heating and blankets days before the city is to host the Super Bowl
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Another reason to ❤️ Costco.

While Target and others cancel diversity to appease Trump, Costco’s investing in the community—building apartments above its stores, starting in LA.

This $425M project includes 184 low-income units, with key services, plus a rooftop pool and fitness center.
February 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Dear Americans, Canadians are preparing for war.
TikTok video by money.coach.canada
www.tiktok.com
February 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing:
January 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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when your nan knows you’re lying
November 27, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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While conservatives claim defense of “merit-based opportunity,” the wealthy & well-connected advance up the ranks in our halls of power simply because of who they know & how much money is behind their family name. Handouts for the rich & connected, rugged individualism for the rest of us.
January 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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"Cutest Couple - Dave Lynch, Judy Westermann"

From his high school yearbook
#RIPDavidLynch
January 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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BURR: “The winds moved. I feel lucky. I think everybody did a great job- unlike the Internet + all these *fire experts*.”

Bill defends folks trying to handle an impossible fire situation, mocks keyboard warriors calling it “mismanaged”, blaming the homeless, etc (i.e. Joe Rogan)
January 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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You may not believe in climate change but your insurance company does. When your payment skyrockets because organizations whose entire job is measure risk decide that your community is risky you will get that climate inaction is screwing you, personally. Not birds and butterflies. You.
January 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke
December 23, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Sold.
December 9, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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And roll up their windows
December 5, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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The tsunami warning has been canceled. Old footage has emerged of it doing a really homophobic comedy routine.
December 5, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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Hold the fuck on a second, let me see if I have this straight… MAGA wants Trump to pardon the January 6th attackers, who they’re also saying were “deep state actors” on “our side” and they were “sent by Pelosi”…

Does anyone speak that particular brand of stupid?
December 3, 2024 at 3:52 PM
AI is regularly forcing me to confront my lifelong inability to notice anything.
Excellent work AI Santa, you’ve made the perfect gingerbread man. The humans will never know.
December 3, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I said it. Because how do you know he didn’t own it?
November 26, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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That didn’t take long 🤣….Gibson guitars sent Trump a cease and desist for ripping off the Les Paul design on those stupid guitars guitar.com/news/gear-ne...
November 25, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Jazz took all my money and spent it on beer and lotto tickets.
If you thought ‘woke’ was bad, wait till you get a load of ‘jazz’…
November 22, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I’ve spent the last hour watching church choirs singing Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” on TikTok. I don’t know what lies ahead on my fyp as a result, but I think it was worth it.
November 22, 2024 at 12:58 AM
If we’ve learned anything from Trump, it’s that maybe bad people can just do the absurd thing, openly and unapologetically, and no one will stop them.
PAMELA BROWN: The Trump bibles are $60 a pop. There are many bibles available that cost half that. Why are you using a Trump-endorsed bible?

RYAN WALTERS: The bible, declaration of independence, and constitution are all included in this bible that we purchased (3/4)
November 18, 2024 at 5:52 PM