Lefty
@bmetts.bsky.social
Some of the quarterbacks of all time
A wonderfully random list featuring Shedeur Sanders...
200+ yds, 1+ TD, 1 or fewer sacks, 1 or fewer INTs in a win in first career start since 2000
200+ yds, 1+ TD, 1 or fewer sacks, 1 or fewer INTs in a win in first career start since 2000
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Some of the quarterbacks of all time
If Vance becomes President does that make him the Sofa King?
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If Vance becomes President does that make him the Sofa King?
I am suddenly reminded how a military helicopter “accidentally” crashed into a civilian aircraft killing 67 people this year and our society collectively forgot about it in less than a week
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I am suddenly reminded how a military helicopter “accidentally” crashed into a civilian aircraft killing 67 people this year and our society collectively forgot about it in less than a week
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“Why would children be interested in our ‘Bubble Gum Minty Mint Pops’, ‘Spongebob Squarepants Strawberry Breeze’ or ‘Triple Cola Fuzzy Bears’ flavours, which are all clearly aimed at adults?”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
“Why would children be interested in our ‘Bubble Gum Minty Mint Pops’, ‘Spongebob Squarepants Strawberry Breeze’ or ‘Triple Cola Fuzzy Bears’ flavours, which are all clearly aimed at adults?”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Ready to go on an elongated cruise voyage
October 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Ready to go on an elongated cruise voyage
New auto-response for the month of October
sorry I can't come to your thing I have a spooktacular
October 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
New auto-response for the month of October
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Can’t believe we had a TOOTBLAN and a NOBLETIGER in the 9th innings of back-to-back playoffs games
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Can’t believe we had a TOOTBLAN and a NOBLETIGER in the 9th innings of back-to-back playoffs games
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
I haven’t seen anything in #iOS26 that makes me feel like I have to upgrade right now. On the contrary, I’ve seen a lot of things that make me feel like I should wait to upgrade.
September 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I haven’t seen anything in #iOS26 that makes me feel like I have to upgrade right now. On the contrary, I’ve seen a lot of things that make me feel like I should wait to upgrade.
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It’s not a question of whether you agree with Jimmy Kimmel.
When someone uses their government position to threaten speech they don't like, that undermines the First Amendment and our entire democracy.
Everyone should care about this—no matter what your political view is.
When someone uses their government position to threaten speech they don't like, that undermines the First Amendment and our entire democracy.
Everyone should care about this—no matter what your political view is.
September 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s not a question of whether you agree with Jimmy Kimmel.
When someone uses their government position to threaten speech they don't like, that undermines the First Amendment and our entire democracy.
Everyone should care about this—no matter what your political view is.
When someone uses their government position to threaten speech they don't like, that undermines the First Amendment and our entire democracy.
Everyone should care about this—no matter what your political view is.
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Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
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It’s ok to put the phone down.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s ok to put the phone down.
Now seems like a good time to remind everyone that you don’t have to post every thought that comes in your head.
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Now seems like a good time to remind everyone that you don’t have to post every thought that comes in your head.
Bears just gave up 40 seconds of game clock to gain 14 yards of field position. Not sure that was the best decision there Coach.
September 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Bears just gave up 40 seconds of game clock to gain 14 yards of field position. Not sure that was the best decision there Coach.
Wouldn’t that be hilarious?
What if UNC rolls out and they straight up don’t know how to play football
September 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Wouldn’t that be hilarious?
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Texas fans 🤝 People from Saint Louis
Trying to convince you that Arch is good
Trying to convince you that Arch is good
August 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Texas fans 🤝 People from Saint Louis
Trying to convince you that Arch is good
Trying to convince you that Arch is good
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If we look at the world through the eyes of our children, we'd see that we're all not so different and there is a lot more love than hate. Let's keep holding onto that hope for a better tomorrow for your kids and mine.
August 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If we look at the world through the eyes of our children, we'd see that we're all not so different and there is a lot more love than hate. Let's keep holding onto that hope for a better tomorrow for your kids and mine.
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Q: If Trump is gonna ban mail-in voting is he gonna make voting day a national holiday to help people deal with the massive lines?
A: Of course not. Because it isn’t about voter fraud, it’s about voter suppression.
A: Of course not. Because it isn’t about voter fraud, it’s about voter suppression.
August 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Q: If Trump is gonna ban mail-in voting is he gonna make voting day a national holiday to help people deal with the massive lines?
A: Of course not. Because it isn’t about voter fraud, it’s about voter suppression.
A: Of course not. Because it isn’t about voter fraud, it’s about voter suppression.
Big if true
Headlines Used to Have One Sentence. Not Anymore.
August 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Big if true
Would you rather fight one Big Balls or a 15-year-old boy and girl?
According to the Washington Post, "Big Balls" was beaten up by an unarmed 15-year-old boy and girl, who then ran off when a police cruiser pulled into the block.
The two suspects are now being held at a juvenile detention center.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
The two suspects are now being held at a juvenile detention center.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
August 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Would you rather fight one Big Balls or a 15-year-old boy and girl?
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The President of the United States is a child sex predator and an adjudicated rapist.
Anyway, have fun trying hard at your job today or whatever.
Anyway, have fun trying hard at your job today or whatever.
July 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The President of the United States is a child sex predator and an adjudicated rapist.
Anyway, have fun trying hard at your job today or whatever.
Anyway, have fun trying hard at your job today or whatever.