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Nigel, BLUF Director
@bluf.social
Official account representing BLUF, the Breeches & Leather Uniform Fanclub. Operated by Nigel, club Director.

Find out more at https://bluf.com
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A mission statement, of sorts, for this account:

I'm here to share information about BLUF, to help members connect, to promote events and useful information for kink and fetish people. And maybe, sometimes, to get laid.

I appreciate polite, thoughtful engagement.
Just been followed by someone whose bio blathers on about entrepreneurs and investors and shit like that. Fairly cute.

If you want a fuck, DM.

If you're just engagement farming, fuck off with your capitalist shit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
RIP the amazing Jimmy Cliff.

"There comes a time to gather round again
To sit and learn each other's way
As of today, let's start to laugh again
Hope and joy is here to stay
Forever and forever and a day"

tidal.com/track/317314...
Jimmy Cliff, Tony Rebel & Sting - People
Listen to People on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Sp, our Black Friday offer is extended for another week. And this has absolutely nothing to do with me getting the date of Thanksgiving wrong, no Siree!

Available only on multi-buy orders at store.bluf.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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🏍️ We’re giving away 2 free tickets to a screening of PILLION at your local Picturehouse Cinema. You’ve probably already heard about this bold sub-dom rom-com, starring Harry Melling and Alexander Skarsgård. Entry and info at buff.ly/h7YOSZL. Out in cinemas from 28th Nov. Thanks to @picentfilms
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Alexa can do one! I'm putting in home automation with my renovations, but no cloud based gizmos listening in.

Instead I just pick up the receiver of this GPO type 300 phone, wait for the beep and say "Turn on the hall lights"

#homeautomation #homeassistant
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It's a perfect gift - so we've got some multi-buy offers on the BLUF calendar until the end of Monday, only at store.bluf.com

Buy 2, save £5/€5
Buy 3, save £15/€17.50
Buy 4+, save £20/€30
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
This is absolutely sick; Elon Musk's shitty AI on X/Twitter is claiming that the gas chambers were just a disinfectant precaution against typhus.

Please, if you still use X, I urge you to reconsider. This is absolutely vile stuff.
I haven’t seen this get covered in English yet so let me translate.

Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were

X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
La #LDH porte plainte contre la publication de #Grok, l’intelligence artificielle du réseau social X, pour contestation de crimes contre l’humanité.
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Once upon a time, there was the internet. And it was collaborative, and worked on trust, and was designed to route around problems. If you couldn't get your email directly to a destination, you passed it to someone else, and they passed it on.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Buy your BLUF calendar today, and I'll add an extra £5 donation to Rainbow Railroad, up to a max £280.

bluf.com/calendar
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
One of the builders on-site at HQ today is called Albert.

But I have recently been binge watching "Pennyworth" so it's only a matter of time before I call him Alfred, I fear
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Bleargh... builders.

Silly me for thinking when they said they'd be here at 9am, they weren't going to turn up at 0800 when I'm naked, half-asleep and feeding the cat
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
An incident at Tele House West in London is affecting BLUF admin emails and the BLUF.email service.

Everything else remains operational
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You want it? You got it!

Order the BLUF calendar today at bluf.com/calendar

Most orders arrive within 7 days at present.
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Hello there!

Today on the BLUF blog, we're introducing your new admin team.

BLUF.com/b/next
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Ah, the invigorating buzz of an electrician chasing out concrete walls. Really sets you up for the day, doesn't it?
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Give an idiot a simple tool, and he'll be happy for hours.
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
All of them.
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Honestly, it feels like Telegram is starting to get almost as bad as ICQ was for unsolicited messages from strangers.
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Live, lust, lube
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Surely not long before some centrist wanker comes out with a think piece saying "Why Mamdani's win proves Democrats still have to throw trans people under the bus"
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Guardian reports porn featuring strangulation or suffocation to be made illegal in the UK.

Generally, this is not something I see in photos uploaded to BLUF, but we will have to see advice - how close is a hand on a neck to strangling? Is GOM suffocation?

Some of you might want to prune you Instas
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Please tune into this tomorrow, which I am proud to be a guest on.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Also, I feel unreasonably affronted when a delivery person asks for my DOB and after I say day and month, I see them keying in "19"

How very dare they!
Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM