Alexander Hoagland
@bluehoagie.bsky.social
The guitar and vocals half of Feral Vices.
All jokes are jokes.
All jokes are jokes.
Trump being nice to Mamdani is a political ploy. Mamdani didn't "win" or some shit. Trump was coached to be nice to him because he's popular and the Democrats are mean to him so if you're nice to their guy, they'll ease up on you.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Trump being nice to Mamdani is a political ploy. Mamdani didn't "win" or some shit. Trump was coached to be nice to him because he's popular and the Democrats are mean to him so if you're nice to their guy, they'll ease up on you.
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how beautiful that my faraway love and i are both looking up at the same pepsi logo
App State is currently doing a drone show but it’s just the Pepsi logo
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
how beautiful that my faraway love and i are both looking up at the same pepsi logo
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"You go to a grocery store, you have to give ID" 🤔
Wow, American small government conservatism has changed quite a bit ...
Even the most repressive totalitarian regimes don't require an ID to let you shop for groceries.
Wow, American small government conservatism has changed quite a bit ...
Even the most repressive totalitarian regimes don't require an ID to let you shop for groceries.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"You go to a grocery store, you have to give ID" 🤔
Wow, American small government conservatism has changed quite a bit ...
Even the most repressive totalitarian regimes don't require an ID to let you shop for groceries.
Wow, American small government conservatism has changed quite a bit ...
Even the most repressive totalitarian regimes don't require an ID to let you shop for groceries.
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Elon we know the real reason you hate trans people is because they’re all better at video games than you.
September 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Elon we know the real reason you hate trans people is because they’re all better at video games than you.
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“It is simply easier for some people to believe that the United States government has concocted a vast conspiracy to take away all of our guns than it is to believe that it is too easy for a mentally ill person to acquire one and shoot anyone they want.”
Ten years ago yesterday, I wrote a story that changed the next decade of my life.
I hate that it matters more today — I mean specifically, today — than it ever has before. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.
But here it is.
www.thedailybeast.com/what-do-you-...
I hate that it matters more today — I mean specifically, today — than it ever has before. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.
But here it is.
www.thedailybeast.com/what-do-you-...
What Do You Say to a Roanoke Truther?
Trolls told Chris Hurst his grief over losing his girlfriend in the murders was a lie. But I’ve known him for years. Maybe, I thought, I could get them to listen.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“It is simply easier for some people to believe that the United States government has concocted a vast conspiracy to take away all of our guns than it is to believe that it is too easy for a mentally ill person to acquire one and shoot anyone they want.”
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Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.
August 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.
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“Abolish ICE” is the floor
There needs to be a congressional investigation into ICE and its practices. The agency needs to be completely dissolved and its agents and officers need to be prosecuted for any and all crimes committed.
What's so clear here -- and so terrifying -- is that these cops view themselves as Trump's goons and know that Trump will let them get away with anything. www.thehandbasket.co/p/federal-ag...
August 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“Abolish ICE” is the floor
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Being right wing is so hard bc you’re not allowed to acknowledge any actual phenomena that shape the world, so when you try to describe something you just end up sounding like if a person speaking in tongues worshipped the internet instead of god
August 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Being right wing is so hard bc you’re not allowed to acknowledge any actual phenomena that shape the world, so when you try to describe something you just end up sounding like if a person speaking in tongues worshipped the internet instead of god
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...
theonion.com
July 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
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He is obviously evil, yes, but he is crucially also the biggest mark of all time. He once thought Vince McMahon was dead because he saw his limousine explode on Monday Night Raw.
Trump: "We get a lot of bullshit thrown at us by Putin, if you want to know the truth. He's very nice all the time but it turns out to be meaningless."
July 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
He is obviously evil, yes, but he is crucially also the biggest mark of all time. He once thought Vince McMahon was dead because he saw his limousine explode on Monday Night Raw.
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The economy got half a percentage point smaller last quarter
July 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The economy got half a percentage point smaller last quarter
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"THIS GROWTH has already begun at levels never seen before" -- Trump posted this about an hour before news broke that America actually lost private sector jobs last month
July 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"THIS GROWTH has already begun at levels never seen before" -- Trump posted this about an hour before news broke that America actually lost private sector jobs last month
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These people are just wrong about literally everything.
June 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
These people are just wrong about literally everything.
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Collabs are out of control
May 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Collabs are out of control
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Love this new logo design from the marketing gurus at HBO
May 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Love this new logo design from the marketing gurus at HBO
Wait, the pope died?
May 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wait, the pope died?
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This story explains a LOT of things: ChatGPT appears to be rooting on sociopathic mental illness by validating every delusion of grandeur.
It also explains, in part, the hype cycle around AI: rich people, addicted to praise, invented a Compliment Machine.
www.garbageday.email/p/this-is-wh...
It also explains, in part, the hype cycle around AI: rich people, addicted to praise, invented a Compliment Machine.
www.garbageday.email/p/this-is-wh...
May 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This story explains a LOT of things: ChatGPT appears to be rooting on sociopathic mental illness by validating every delusion of grandeur.
It also explains, in part, the hype cycle around AI: rich people, addicted to praise, invented a Compliment Machine.
www.garbageday.email/p/this-is-wh...
It also explains, in part, the hype cycle around AI: rich people, addicted to praise, invented a Compliment Machine.
www.garbageday.email/p/this-is-wh...
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April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.
April 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.