Elderest Millennial
@ebwell.bsky.social
🇺🇦 Just some 2025 apocalyptic dumpster fire observations, dogs and sometimes plants. 🌱
So grandpa is building a fortress and calling it a ballroom. The whole point of an outdoor inauguration is to allow the people to witness and take part. He wants a private party.
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
So grandpa is building a fortress and calling it a ballroom. The whole point of an outdoor inauguration is to allow the people to witness and take part. He wants a private party.
Not The Onion.
if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station - Streetsblog New York City
Zohran Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor of New York City at midnight on Jan. 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station.
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Not The Onion.
“What became clear in 2025 is that technology cannot be treated as a niche topic in armed conflict. Instead, it has become a core lens through which [law of armed conflict] itself is re-examined.”
2025 brought a stress-testing of #LOAC & the int. community. It was a sustained inquiry into whether the laws of war can meaningfully constrain violence in an age of strategic competition, technological acceleration & protracted conflict & if so, how. lieber.westpoint.edu/year-in-revi...
Year in Review - 2025 - Lieber Institute West Point
2025 brought a stress-testing of law of armed conflict and the international community, pressure point by pressure point.
lieber.westpoint.edu
December 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“What became clear in 2025 is that technology cannot be treated as a niche topic in armed conflict. Instead, it has become a core lens through which [law of armed conflict] itself is re-examined.”
Rob Schneider, now’s your chance.
Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Rob Schneider, now’s your chance.
I quickly scrolled past this photograph and initially thought it was some sort of fantastical meat tower.
December 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I quickly scrolled past this photograph and initially thought it was some sort of fantastical meat tower.
The danger of treating “miscarriage and stillbirth as suspicious events rather than personal, medical experiences,” is that in the 2 years after the Dobbs decision, more than 400 people have been charged with pregnancy-related crimes, including 31 who had a pregnancy loss.
www.propublica.org/article/lung...
Watch RFK react to this by declaring the lung float test the only acceptable means of determining whether a baby was stillborn.
Watch RFK react to this by declaring the lung float test the only acceptable means of determining whether a baby was stillborn.
Medical Examiners Warn That Controversial Lung Float Test Could Be Dangerous
An exam meant to determine whether a baby was born dead or alive is of “questionable value,” the National Association of Medical Examiners cautions. The paper follows a ProPublica report on how the te...
www.propublica.org
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The danger of treating “miscarriage and stillbirth as suspicious events rather than personal, medical experiences,” is that in the 2 years after the Dobbs decision, more than 400 people have been charged with pregnancy-related crimes, including 31 who had a pregnancy loss.
Reposted by Elderest Millennial
The reason people are having fewer children today isn’t because getting pregnant is too expensive. It’s because it’s too expensive in that “post-birth” phase (not to mention no paid parental leave and a lack of housing and health insurance options). It’s…complicated.
“Trump babies” is a phrase I never needed to hear, and would prefer to never hear again.
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The reason people are having fewer children today isn’t because getting pregnant is too expensive. It’s because it’s too expensive in that “post-birth” phase (not to mention no paid parental leave and a lack of housing and health insurance options). It’s…complicated.
So so so so tired of people blurting out “Grok” when I ask them something. My entire family thinks Grok is some kind of miracle engine.
December 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
So so so so tired of people blurting out “Grok” when I ask them something. My entire family thinks Grok is some kind of miracle engine.
One staircase. Two vibes.
Another fave ones of these is the entrance to Arkham Asylum in Batman Begins being the Wannabe stairs
December 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
One staircase. Two vibes.
I cannot.
AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
December 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I cannot.
Reposted by Elderest Millennial
Christie's is auctioning off some things from Jimmy Carter's estate. Included are some things from his wardrobe (ties, peanut scarves, cowboy hat) and furniture he personally made. Auction starts in two weeks.
December 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Christie's is auctioning off some things from Jimmy Carter's estate. Included are some things from his wardrobe (ties, peanut scarves, cowboy hat) and furniture he personally made. Auction starts in two weeks.
Reposted by Elderest Millennial
The movie Knives Out is about Crocodile Dundee going up to people who have their knives out and telling them “that’s not a knife“ before unsheathing his knife which is actually a knife
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The movie Knives Out is about Crocodile Dundee going up to people who have their knives out and telling them “that’s not a knife“ before unsheathing his knife which is actually a knife
No shit.
New reporting says Don Jr. directly facilitated the pardon of a crypto whale who had promoted the Trump's family crypto. Jr. brought the pardon lawyer to the White House, and introduced him directly to his Dad. Pardon occurred right after. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
No shit.
Let them eat marble armrests.
December 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Let them eat marble armrests.
2026: No hustle. No grind. Just job. 🙌
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
2026: No hustle. No grind. Just job. 🙌
Last night we watched a Tesla (with small dog) pull up in front of a restaurant and pick up their people.
Despite Musk's hype, Tesla can't do paid driverless rides in Austin, which sets up his fans for a huge disappointment.
Musk lies again by promising "driverless rides" in Austin by "year end".
bradmunchen.substack.com/p/teslas-8-r...
Musk lies again by promising "driverless rides" in Austin by "year end".
bradmunchen.substack.com/p/teslas-8-r...
Tesla's 8 Robotaxi Crashes in Austin Point to No Paid Driverless Rides
Aside from the California DMV ruling that FSD is only a Level 2 ADAS, Tesla's Austin robotaxi crash reports to NHTSA should raise eyebrows at the Texas DMV.
bradmunchen.substack.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Last night we watched a Tesla (with small dog) pull up in front of a restaurant and pick up their people.
I’m just gonna walk around spouting ridiculous things now
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m just gonna walk around spouting ridiculous things now
Reposted by Elderest Millennial
Do people get it yet that these psychopaths are bombing random civilians all over the place?
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Do people get it yet that these psychopaths are bombing random civilians all over the place?
Reposted by Elderest Millennial
“Like prime, but with human beings”
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Like prime, but with human beings”
Trumponomics
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Trumponomics
Reposted by Elderest Millennial
The slow death of Britain’s TV channels ft.trib.al/rkUqguS
The slow death of Britain’s TV channels
Amid the rise of streaming, younger viewers barely watch the broadcasting that once dominated Christmas schedules
ft.trib.al
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The slow death of Britain’s TV channels ft.trib.al/rkUqguS
WTF. Participate, yo.
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
WTF. Participate, yo.
Leopard says hai merry Xmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Leopard says hai merry Xmas
Excuse me let me just reach over here like that 💥
The cool thing about Shaedon is that he’s the chillest dude in the NBA, but then saves all his adrenaline for these dunks. I love how he screams “FUCK, MAN” afterwards, like someone just shot him with a dose of Narcan.
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Excuse me let me just reach over here like that 💥