Elderest Millennial
@ebwell.bsky.social
🇺🇦 Just some 2025 apocalyptic dumpster fire observations, dogs and sometimes plants. 🌱
My office assistant says hi
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My office assistant says hi
My take: Hermes doesn’t do sloppy corners with loose stitch ends.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
My take: Hermes doesn’t do sloppy corners with loose stitch ends.
My high holy day is here. 🎃 Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My high holy day is here. 🎃 Happy Halloween!
Oh, so we ARE doing Mar-a-Lago at the White House. He now has an outdoor dinner theater where he can perform his standup routine while people dine on mediocre meals. Can someone tell me who is paying for the food at the government's new private club?
www.c-span.org/program/whit...
www.c-span.org/program/whit...
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Oh, so we ARE doing Mar-a-Lago at the White House. He now has an outdoor dinner theater where he can perform his standup routine while people dine on mediocre meals. Can someone tell me who is paying for the food at the government's new private club?
www.c-span.org/program/whit...
www.c-span.org/program/whit...
Oh snap. CSPAN recorded the entire Camp Pendleton event.
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Oh snap. CSPAN recorded the entire Camp Pendleton event.
$71,515,762.00 on arms for ICE
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
$71,515,762.00 on arms for ICE
Office assistant approves of today’s weather.
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Office assistant approves of today’s weather.
This was my fist grade birthday party (also my first surprise/Halloween party). I remember crying after they surprised me but it was confusing because I was happy and not scared. 😢
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This was my fist grade birthday party (also my first surprise/Halloween party). I remember crying after they surprised me but it was confusing because I was happy and not scared. 😢
A relative’s friend recently left her husband. Turns out he likes AI porn. He straight up told his friends how awesome it was and they should try it. This was my expression during the entire retelling of this story.
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
A relative’s friend recently left her husband. Turns out he likes AI porn. He straight up told his friends how awesome it was and they should try it. This was my expression during the entire retelling of this story.
Assaulting women with musical instruments makes them feel like real men.
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Assaulting women with musical instruments makes them feel like real men.
That’s not Russia. Nope. That’s us.
October 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
That’s not Russia. Nope. That’s us.
Well, it’s about to get even worse.
October 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Well, it’s about to get even worse.
That sticker is the logo for the American band Breakdown. They were part of the mid-80s NY hardcore scene.
October 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
That sticker is the logo for the American band Breakdown. They were part of the mid-80s NY hardcore scene.
“A literal war zone.” That’s a mighty stylish and laid back war zone.
October 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“A literal war zone.” That’s a mighty stylish and laid back war zone.
“How many people can we hurt and humiliate today?”
October 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“How many people can we hurt and humiliate today?”
There are plenty of NC furniture companies. He’s ignorant of the realities of this market. Here’s a list shared among my group of design friends.
September 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
There are plenty of NC furniture companies. He’s ignorant of the realities of this market. Here’s a list shared among my group of design friends.
The world royally sucks. Here is a dog.
September 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The world royally sucks. Here is a dog.