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FiFi Kanassis
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Chaos and dysfunction blogger. Mother to Casper 🐕🌈 Lucy 🐕 Prince 🐕 and Robbie 🐎

Destruction. Terror! And mayhem...

🇦🇺🎖🦄

#horses #greyhounds #satire #democracy #natsec
"Hired"
January 12, 2026 at 1:32 AM
While the US is actively destabling the global rules based order for oil, Rest of World™️ is moving on without them....
Australia’s grid just passed a brutal heatwave stress test. Jan 7, 2026 hit record demand, yet solar surged at peak, batteries carried the evening, and reliability beat 2019. Not more fossil fuels — clean energy scaled. This is modern resilience, and a sign of what’s coming. 🔋⚡ #Solar #BESS #Energy
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I wonder when Bluesky will realise that Im not a furry, Im just a dog owner.

My TL is bonkers.
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Well this seems to be going about as well as expected...
“US citizens should leave Venezuela immediately” … Checking in on the country President Trump executed a coup against a week ago
January 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I mean, I sincerely hope this happens and happy for folks to be out here trumouring..

But the Telegraph suggests they are "in talks about options" rather than "taking decisive action" at this stage.

www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...
January 11, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Unpopular opinion -

Pride & Prejudice the movie is better than the BBC miniseries.

They say the first adaptation you see is the best, but it's just not true in this case.

The acting is better, the screenplay is better and the characters are more sympathetic in the movie.
a woman in a white dress and gloves stands in a crowd of people
ALT: a woman in a white dress and gloves stands in a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
ACT horse owners, especially those North Side - since EPIC wont be available over the weekend (another reason the loathe Summernats), next nearest relocation centre is Queanbeyan Showgrounds.

Fingers crossed we wont need it 🤞🤞

#eqsky
January 9, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Since we're on the topic of antisocial activities that are exacerbating community tensions...

Summernats - get the fuck out of Canberra!

#auspol
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Never what you want to see when temps are going to be around 40C for the next two days and the grass is tall and dry...
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 AM
One hound snagged the new bed. The other hound is mad af

(I envy them both rn - imagine a world where the only thing you can be mad about is having to sleep in the slightly less-new bed??)

((as i type this they are now both asleep, thats how long it took to move on))
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 AM
A government militia kills a citizen retreating from a lawful protest, who is then branded a domestic terrorist by the ruling party yo justify the action.

Only in Iran...I mean Venezuela...I mean America

😔
A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
January 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The genius of having Grok generate the images in this article is *chef's kiss*

I dare any of then to sue for libel - please oh please!! Let's settle the question of who is really responsible for the content that Grok generates!
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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Uncanny, no?
January 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I'd like to exchange this gift for store credit, thanks.
WATCH — @SenTedCruz on Greenland, sounding like every bad guy ever: “To become an American is the greatest gift we can give anyone on planet Earth.”
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Well, would you look at that??

#auspol
Something you rarely see in defense procurement. French deliver Barracuda class nuclear submarine a year early! Two more are expected before 2030. With US ☢️ umbrella waning this is great news for #ReArmEU

armees.com/sous-marins-...
Sous-marins nucléaires Barracuda : cette annonce change radicalement l’avenir de la Royale
La France vient de frapper un grand coup en livrant ses sous-marins nucléaires d’attaque avec un an d’avance.
armees.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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“When they said ‘private jet’, ‘no phones’, ‘New York billionaire’ and ‘we’ll explain later’, I assumed it was going that way,” Maduro said.

theshovel.com.au/2026/01/06/m...
Maduro Relieved He Wasn’t Expected To Fuck Trump After Secret Flight on Private Jet — The Shovel
“When they said ‘private jet’, ‘no phones’, ‘New York billionaire’ and ‘we’ll explain later’, I assumed it was going that way"
theshovel.com.au
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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John Dickerson watches in silence, evening cocktail in hand.
One rocky moment during Tony Doukopil's Evening News debut:

"As to other news now, to Governor Walz. No, we're gonna do Mark Kelly.

First day. First day—big problems here. What? Are we going to Kelly here or are we gonna go to Jonah Kaplan?" We're doing Mark Kelly."
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Prince Splatt!

He is fast asleep, would you believe!

(And yes, the rug is in need of a vaccum thanks to treat time, swiftly followed by play time)

#dogsky #greyhoundsofbluesky #greyhound
January 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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We called this in November
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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More like the Moron Doctrine.
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread

This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.

According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Feels like a good time to re-up this gem from last year...
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM