Blenky
@blenky119.bsky.social
I'm just a boy from Leeds with a lust for life
Lifting to Faith No More like I'm in 80's California.
February 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Lifting to Faith No More like I'm in 80's California.
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you're transported into the last video game you played. don't tell me what it is, i can't hear you anyway. you are now stuck in a virtual world and if the console is turned off you will die. your soul will be stuck in the wires and you will not reach heaven
December 21, 2024 at 5:12 AM
you're transported into the last video game you played. don't tell me what it is, i can't hear you anyway. you are now stuck in a virtual world and if the console is turned off you will die. your soul will be stuck in the wires and you will not reach heaven
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Star Wars needs to clarify if robot racism is a thing or if that one guy in the bar in the first movie was just an asshole
November 29, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Star Wars needs to clarify if robot racism is a thing or if that one guy in the bar in the first movie was just an asshole
200% inheritance tax for this I'm afraid
Police investigate tractor that created ‘devastating’ wave in flooded UK town
Police investigate tractor that created ‘devastating’ wave in flooded UK town
Vehicle drove water into businesses in Tenbury Wells, which local people say smashed windows and opened doors
Police are investigating after a tractor drove through a flooded high street in Tenbury Wells in Worcestershire, triggering a wave of water that…
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2024 at 9:47 PM
200% inheritance tax for this I'm afraid
Not playing bad, couldn't finish a dinner
November 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Not playing bad, couldn't finish a dinner
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Disappointed the boxing didn't end the way I hoped, with an asteroid striking the ring
November 16, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Disappointed the boxing didn't end the way I hoped, with an asteroid striking the ring
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They should have called this site AFC Twitter
November 15, 2024 at 6:51 AM
They should have called this site AFC Twitter
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In my less stable moments I'm increasingly convinced Monopoly is a psy-op. It's the game that everybody knows & nobody plays. Who is buying Monopoly: Beetlejuice edition? Do the people of Shrewsbury really yearn for Monopoly: Shrewsbury? Why does this game still exist? Who is buying it?
November 15, 2024 at 10:39 AM
In my less stable moments I'm increasingly convinced Monopoly is a psy-op. It's the game that everybody knows & nobody plays. Who is buying Monopoly: Beetlejuice edition? Do the people of Shrewsbury really yearn for Monopoly: Shrewsbury? Why does this game still exist? Who is buying it?
The international break is truly dire. Ban this woke nonsense
November 15, 2024 at 6:29 AM
The international break is truly dire. Ban this woke nonsense
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Actually, Jamiroquai is the name of the band. The singer you're talking about is Jamiroquai's monster...
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Actually, Jamiroquai is the name of the band. The singer you're talking about is Jamiroquai's monster...
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Some nice Vice City memories!
November 14, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Some nice Vice City memories!
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This is the last time any of us will be happy so I’m going to wallow in it.
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:29 PM
This is the last time any of us will be happy so I’m going to wallow in it.
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rory stewart: we're the best of friends
alastair campbell: but we *dont* always agree on everything
(they chuckle)
rory: but seriously-
in unison: reinstate the archbishop of canterbury immediately
alastair campbell: but we *dont* always agree on everything
(they chuckle)
rory: but seriously-
in unison: reinstate the archbishop of canterbury immediately
November 13, 2024 at 5:55 PM
rory stewart: we're the best of friends
alastair campbell: but we *dont* always agree on everything
(they chuckle)
rory: but seriously-
in unison: reinstate the archbishop of canterbury immediately
alastair campbell: but we *dont* always agree on everything
(they chuckle)
rory: but seriously-
in unison: reinstate the archbishop of canterbury immediately