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Stuart C
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Inverted y-axis, lip balm. Will let you know what is and is not a volley
Those missiles are tiny mate. How about they just make some big ones?
April 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
April 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Top gym tips:

1. Put Creedance Clearwater Revival on headphones.

2. Do a little fart in the airlock pod when you enter.

Everyone will think you are the absolute #gymboss and give you maximum respect.
January 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Visit from the Christmas cock fairies this morning.
#blessed
December 24, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
December 16, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Why do I sweat so low down?
December 16, 2024 at 9:43 AM
I wish I hadn't eaten all those Bitcoin
December 6, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Big beer
December 6, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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guys, what's that battleship game called where you both have battleships & the goal is to sink your opponents battleship, and when you sink their battleship, you yell I FUCKED YOUR MOM
November 30, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Incredible
1 Like = 1 Way The World Might End
November 30, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Imagine being the first person to hear the Knight Rider theme. I would've run through a wall at the studio.
November 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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What the hell kind of nonsense is this. Even under the worst possible interpretation of events, I wouldn't give two fucks what she did when she was in her twenties.
November 29, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Just wondering what a Gregg Wallace 'fan' looks like
November 29, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Same
November 27, 2024 at 7:06 AM
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Personally I am of the opinion that video games rot your brain. However, so does everything else. In fact, everything else is worse. Video games actually are the slowest means towards your inevitable and total brain rot.
November 25, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Great clip
The year is 2005. Scunthorpe and Brentford give us a masterclass in sticking your foot in.

Feast your eyes on this chaos. The ball is just an innocent bystander…
November 25, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Remember when the Red Hot Chilli Peppers painted themselves silver and danced around the desert not wearing many clothes?

What a time to be alive.
November 23, 2024 at 10:43 AM
I'm an air traffic controller. I booked a weekend away but the airline was overbooked & I lost the money for the hotel. When I'm controlling that airline, I add extra track miles to their route. I've kept a chart & will stop doing it when we're even.
November 23, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Women just beat Juve 1-0.
November 22, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Big coat weather.
November 21, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Different Class #Differentclass
November 21, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Share your vibe for today
November 20, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Not a volley
Where does Ben Morris' audacious volley against Phoenix Rising rank in our Top 10 Goals of 2024?

Check out the full countdown to find out: youtu.be/jbBM8cB93Ag?...
November 18, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Let's see what this is all about then.
November 18, 2024 at 11:38 AM