blastedcomic
@blastedcomic.bsky.social
laughing through life one dictatorship at a time.
if you see this, quote with your favourite Pokémon (wrong answers only)
October 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
if you see this, quote with your favourite Pokémon (wrong answers only)
repost your pfp
blasted backstory: kid had retinoblastoma. over the years we get to watch her evolve into the raddest mutant. pfp is from one of her earlier "adventures with big words" as she gained control of the language centers in her brain post-enucleation 😆 #WhereDidSheEvenLearnThatOne
blasted backstory: kid had retinoblastoma. over the years we get to watch her evolve into the raddest mutant. pfp is from one of her earlier "adventures with big words" as she gained control of the language centers in her brain post-enucleation 😆 #WhereDidSheEvenLearnThatOne
October 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
repost your pfp
blasted backstory: kid had retinoblastoma. over the years we get to watch her evolve into the raddest mutant. pfp is from one of her earlier "adventures with big words" as she gained control of the language centers in her brain post-enucleation 😆 #WhereDidSheEvenLearnThatOne
blasted backstory: kid had retinoblastoma. over the years we get to watch her evolve into the raddest mutant. pfp is from one of her earlier "adventures with big words" as she gained control of the language centers in her brain post-enucleation 😆 #WhereDidSheEvenLearnThatOne
been to a few rodeos but this is my first rapture and i've absolutely no idea what i'm supposed to be doing
September 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
been to a few rodeos but this is my first rapture and i've absolutely no idea what i'm supposed to be doing
@pookleblinky.bsky.social Alice in Pains
Metal band where all the lyrics are complaints about tummy aches
September 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
@pookleblinky.bsky.social Alice in Pains
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The state of America: Cyndi Lauper changes the lyrics to Girls Just Want to Have Fun to Girls Just Want Fundamental Rights.....
September 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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@joshuafrantic.bsky.social what in the chocolate glazed coincidence is going on
Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
August 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@joshuafrantic.bsky.social what in the chocolate glazed coincidence is going on
"this too shall pass"
whispered Gandalf, having given up completely
whispered Gandalf, having given up completely
August 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"this too shall pass"
whispered Gandalf, having given up completely
whispered Gandalf, having given up completely
increase a band:
100,000 Maniacs
100,000 Maniacs
Increase a band:
Gigadeth
Gigadeth
Increase a band:
Paramost
Paramost
August 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
increase a band:
100,000 Maniacs
100,000 Maniacs
the battle wages on 🧡💛🧡💛
I need your help. 🫶 Please please share this. 😭
My nephew has been diagnosed with Leukemia, and it's all happening VERY fast. I am trying to help my sister (his mom) with this GoFundMe, and with everything I have. Even with health insurance, the bills are CRIPPLING.
gofund.me/9995e28c
My nephew has been diagnosed with Leukemia, and it's all happening VERY fast. I am trying to help my sister (his mom) with this GoFundMe, and with everything I have. Even with health insurance, the bills are CRIPPLING.
gofund.me/9995e28c
Donate to Help Cody's Fight Against Leukemia, organized by Joshua Werner
My name is Josh, and my nephew, one of my favorite people in the whole world, recentl… Joshua Werner needs your support for Help Cody's Fight Against Leukemia
gofund.me
August 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
the battle wages on 🧡💛🧡💛
this the brain i bring to the function
August 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
this the brain i bring to the function
@shesbonky.bsky.social from one cancer mom to another, THIS, a million THOUSAND BAJILLION times over
💛🤍🩶💛🤍🩶💛🤍🩶
💛🤍🩶💛🤍🩶💛🤍🩶
If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me.
#pediatriccancer #cancermom
#pediatriccancer #cancermom
August 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
@shesbonky.bsky.social from one cancer mom to another, THIS, a million THOUSAND BAJILLION times over
💛🤍🩶💛🤍🩶💛🤍🩶
💛🤍🩶💛🤍🩶💛🤍🩶
let's hang ten for justice 🤙
July 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
let's hang ten for justice 🤙
bitch you mean poverty? 🤨
July 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
bitch you mean poverty? 🤨
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he's bitin the heads off the angels now
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
he's bitin the heads off the angels now
😊 feel good moment for the day
I encountered an unexpected Dick Miller watching a movie today.
✨That means good luck for the rest of the week.✨
✨That means good luck for the rest of the week.✨
July 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
😊 feel good moment for the day
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Trump on Powell: “I was surprised he was appointed” (Trump appointed him)
July 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Trump on Powell: “I was surprised he was appointed” (Trump appointed him)
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I hope my shame eating in this abandoned parking lot didn't ruin your drug deal 💟
July 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I hope my shame eating in this abandoned parking lot didn't ruin your drug deal 💟
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You shit the bed on that one Kevin
July 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You shit the bed on that one Kevin
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Now THAT's a cease and desist letter
July 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Now THAT's a cease and desist letter
July 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Imagine being so desperate to change the Epstein narrative that you start threatening to revoke people’s citizenship and start another trade war.
July 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Imagine being so desperate to change the Epstein narrative that you start threatening to revoke people’s citizenship and start another trade war.
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how come no one's fighting over the name "porkopolis" anymore
![Cincinnati and Chicago were rival cities in the 1860s and 1870s. Cincinnati was well known in the meatpacking trade and it was called "Porkopolis" from at least 1843. Starting from the early 1860s, Chicago surpassed Cincinnati in this trade and proudly claimed the very same "Porkopolis" nickname.[7]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreifzwydcnymdoipdsqpxiswn7xzswo6fflutjdacle6khkud52r3du@jpeg)
July 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
how come no one's fighting over the name "porkopolis" anymore
This just in - a truly IMPRESSIVE array of #JoshuaWerner originals. Thank you for sharing your art with the world, @joshuafrantic.bsky.social! Excited to dive in (and obsessively and repeatedly wash my hands before doing so, AS IS MY WAY). 👊🖤
July 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This just in - a truly IMPRESSIVE array of #JoshuaWerner originals. Thank you for sharing your art with the world, @joshuafrantic.bsky.social! Excited to dive in (and obsessively and repeatedly wash my hands before doing so, AS IS MY WAY). 👊🖤
For anyone out there looking for quality distractions or to support a fellow artist's journey through our healthcare system wonderland, here's a chance to do both!
Hi friends 🫶
As some of you might have a hint of, I'm currently facing pretty serious financial trouble. Racking up thousands of $ of hospital bills (literally just the portion insurance wouldn't cover) and losing my vehicle didn't help.
So I'm trying to sell my comps of publications I worked on. 🧵
As some of you might have a hint of, I'm currently facing pretty serious financial trouble. Racking up thousands of $ of hospital bills (literally just the portion insurance wouldn't cover) and losing my vehicle didn't help.
So I'm trying to sell my comps of publications I worked on. 🧵
July 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
For anyone out there looking for quality distractions or to support a fellow artist's journey through our healthcare system wonderland, here's a chance to do both!