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laughing through life one dictatorship at a time.
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blastedcomic.bsky.social
repost your pfp

blasted backstory: kid had retinoblastoma. over the years we get to watch her evolve into the raddest mutant. pfp is from one of her earlier "adventures with big words" as she gained control of the language centers in her brain post-enucleation 😆 #WhereDidSheEvenLearnThatOne
black and white line drawing of a little monocular kid standing next to a visibly stressed out monocular parent, saying "wow. you look...just...obliterated!"
October 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
nah, you're good 😂
a small, hairless, one-eyed child and her mother are resting in bed. the mother reads a book while her child asks questions about which types of words count as "bad" in the regular world, of which they are not members.
July 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
bitch you mean poverty? 🤨
a person with long brown hair and wearing a backpack pushes a cart down the aisle of a grocery store to accompany an article titled, "The 'No Buy' trend is catching on - and leading to big savings"
July 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
right so i got that uneasy feeling i was being watched
a supermutt named Eleanor Tobias Guttermouth snakes her body around itself while perched couchside in a fluffy grey dog bed and stares down the cameraman. the side of her face with the brown eye reveals she is still just a puppy of 2-ish years by all estimates; the side with the blue eye knows when and how you are going to die.
July 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
oh no. now it's. there's a variety of 5-letter word lengths, it seems 😂
an AI overview lists alleged "5-letter words" that can be associated with the shallow pan of food emoji, including CURRY....PAELLA.....and....STEW.
July 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
okay so. there was a glitch in my feed and this. this post was the only thing in it. 💀
such a long, enjoy bluesky feed (oh and yeah also the EYES OF HELL so).
July 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
Exhibit A:
a barefoot preschool aged child sits on a wooden floor facing away from the camera, reading the Sunday funnies.
July 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
gotta pay homage
July 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
she gets the gist.
#drawing #comics #raybradbury #theveldt #zerohour
A small child is lying in bed next to a parent, who is reading a book. Panel 1) Child: I had a dream where I had a sibling but. we didn't have any parents. Parent: Wow. Panel 2) Child: Yeah, it was like a whole "Parent Trap" situation, i guess. Parent: have you even SEEN The Parent Trap? Child: no, but...I get the gist. Panel 3) the two stare at each other silently. Panel 4) Child: don't they, like...kill their parents.
July 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
This just in - a truly IMPRESSIVE array of #JoshuaWerner originals. Thank you for sharing your art with the world, @joshuafrantic.bsky.social! Excited to dive in (and obsessively and repeatedly wash my hands before doing so, AS IS MY WAY). 👊🖤
A variety of horror graphic novels, comic books, and postcards. Close-up of comic book covers: The Curse of Cleaver County, Murder by Mail, Crossbone Skully, Creepshow/Necrogeddon, and The Winchester Mystery House Close-up of comic book covers of the graphic series Holliston, J. Werner Presents Classic Pulp, and Beasto Blanco cards. Close-up of Broken Gargoyles comic book cover, Evil Dead 2: The Book of the Thread, and Beasto Blanco postcard.
July 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
🎇
July 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
Revelations. 👖

#comics #dogs #world #pants #poop
June 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
another from the "this is like a week late for the event" category but life be out here livin' tf outta me.

[update: the child has now seen this movie.😁🦈]
#jaws #shark #movie #jawsat50 #jaws50thanniversary #abiggerboat
A young child stands in front of a promotional poster for the 1975 blockbuster movie Jaws and proudly proclaims, "you're gonna need....more fishing rods!" After an awkward pause the child adds the disclaimer that they have not in fact seen the film.
June 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
Yes, i should have posted this yesterday. No, i don't know how to cross-post. #read25 #persepolis #marjanesatrapi #Iran #readbannedbooks
A parent and child are seated at a laptop reading an overview of the challenges brought against the memoir "Persepolis" by Marjane Satrapi. The parent says the book was contested for "gambling; offensive language; political viewpoint; being politically, racially, and socially offensive; and for its graphic depictions." The child responds, "OH MY GOD....let's read it right now." The parent smiles and responds, "okay."
June 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
@eightyaday.bsky.social i got 2 arts now 😇

(ps sorry about the poor lighting - it pops irl!)

#mailart #itsartwork
Two framed images, one of parcel packaging, and the other a graphic poster rendition of a Gibeau Orange Julep stand with the caption "bury me at the julep"
June 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
fkn FINALLY

@barackobama.bsky.social
June 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
only glanced at my phone when i got this alert and saw that thumbnail and was like yeah no shit, she looks exactly like him

#breakingnews #freddiemercury
May 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
it was yesterday.

#comics #drawing #cartoonist #oops #nationalcartoonistday #cincodemayo
May 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
From the stack in my nightstand of recently read and currently reading 💜
April 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
that must be the only thing then, nbd
#art #digitalart #comics #depression #mentalhealth #snacks
March 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
blastedcomic.bsky.social
back to basics.
#art #comics #kids #humor
January 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM