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Aunt Aiofe
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Well-bred and well-read. Probably the one who got away.
Pinned
It’s pronounced Ee-fah, for all you uncultured swine.
This pub is playing Crush On You, and it’s completely lost on the children and single white male Boomers here.
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
These are deeply unserious people
“In the briefings, military officials are said to have told lawmakers they assumed the hull might be afloat because it still contained packs of cocaine. They thought that the survivors might eventually have managed to float back to Venezuela”
NYTimes adds: "But the video did not show any radios or satellite phones, according to the people familiar with the briefings, and a surveillance plane apparently did not spot any nearby boat."

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
And this is why it’s always been Fuck Sean Combs since the 90s.
Between interviews with close associates from Bad Boy and members of the Crip sets that he hired for protection in LA, they make a STRONG case that Puffy orchestrated the first Tupac shooting in NYC, ordered the hit that killed Pac in Vegas, AND forced Biggie to go to LA when he knew it wasn't safe.
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This just made me irrationally angry.
Confirmed: They're playing November Rain by Guns n' Roses ahead of Trump signing a peace agreement with Rwanda and the DRC at the US Institute of Peace building.
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Fantasizing about quitting my job to work for a presidential candidate who pledges to put every tech CEO in a zoo
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My sweet little Teeny Tiny was spayed in September, but was still having heat cycles.

The shelter clinic went in today to explore, and an entire ovary and uterine horn (fallopian tube) had been left behind. SHE HAD PYOMETRA. A little 6lb kitten!

I would have burned that shit down if she died. Whew
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Eating out of the trash

- Austin Swift
🤔 a do over 🤷🏾‍♂️
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I always love this glimpse into my ‘tism.
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Hi friends.

As your hottie friend doing work on data centers, I am BEGGING you to stop using AI.

It is not worth the increase in your electricity bills.
the increase in water bills
the emergency room visits
the droughts
the degradation of ecosystems
the fatalities
the racism
a man is laying on a bed with a glass of water in his hand and looking up at the camera .
ALT: a man is laying on a bed with a glass of water in his hand and looking up at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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It was the Tik Toks and not the multiple videos of Palestinian parents carrying the pieces of their children's bodies, blown apart by Israeli airstrikes, in plastic takeout bags that turned away young people from supporting Israel, certainly
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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And this isn't your imagination, or a fake problem I'm fabricating to get mad at. It's a few weeks until 2026 and we still have the opinions of *James Carville* force-fed to us like fois gras geese every 2-3 months. This is not normal. It's not. It's not supposed to work like this.
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The issue is even more reductive than whether or not you feel like Hillary Clinton has a point here (lol). The deeper issue is why are the Clintons still a thing. Why does anyone listen to either of them, ever, about anything. It's ancient history. Let them go.
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT, NIECE!

y'all chose life & legacy, i chose ME & my disposable income. i really don't know what to tell you.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Doesn’t matter how angry or upset I am, I will crack a joke and all will be okay.

I also have an ass that won’t quit.
19. Tell me one thing you love about yourself.
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
75k square feet? Bomb this shit. Put it out of its misery.

Also, “Shelly Belzer Shmelzer” sounds like a fake name. Or it should be.
Damn this is an ugly, ugly home.
www.sothebysrealty.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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This is EXACTLY how I want my membership fees used
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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they call it johnson and johnson because that’s where you put it
They call it Jergen's because people use it for "jergen" off
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Putting a Nothing Bundt Cakes next to the LA Fitness is some diabolical shit, man.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I am way too fat to be seeing shit like this
She changed my life.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Cohen: glory to the partisans and let's fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Thank you for spending a delightful day with me on my birthday! 🩷🩷 @hollyanderson.bsky.social @glitterburrito.bsky.social @calligator.bsky.social @mariwhitehurst1.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Lane is the I Can Fix Him of coaches, for both schools and staff, and I don’t need to elaborate
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM