Donnie Donny Donné
@blackburnian.bsky.social
Cats, Birds, Catbirds
You look nice today
he/him
You look nice today
he/him
Pinned
We must imagine Sisyphus employed with benefits
Depending on where you’re from, “may all your Christmases be white” could be considered a curse.
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Depending on where you’re from, “may all your Christmases be white” could be considered a curse.
What did Santa do about fog before he could exploit Rudolph’s fear of rejection?
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What did Santa do about fog before he could exploit Rudolph’s fear of rejection?
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the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music
You are so beautiful*
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December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You are so beautiful*
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Animaniacs please do something
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Animaniacs please do something
Me, cleaning up the blood and carcasses of 364 birds: OK six geese-a-laying for six days in a row was a HUGE mistake, I see that now, that’s on me
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me, cleaning up the blood and carcasses of 364 birds: OK six geese-a-laying for six days in a row was a HUGE mistake, I see that now, that’s on me
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therapy is just someone going through the junk drawer in your brain going “why do you have this? what are you ever going to use it for?” while you go “we can’t get rid of it, I might need that for something!”
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
therapy is just someone going through the junk drawer in your brain going “why do you have this? what are you ever going to use it for?” while you go “we can’t get rid of it, I might need that for something!”
You lose 100% of the fights that you don’t get in.
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You lose 100% of the fights that you don’t get in.
Uncool beans.
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Uncool beans.
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Mike is short for Micycle.
August 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Mike is short for Micycle.
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method acting at the escape room, clawing at the walls and screaming while my coworkers try to solve the fifth grade level riddle
March 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
method acting at the escape room, clawing at the walls and screaming while my coworkers try to solve the fifth grade level riddle
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juliet, from the balcony: it’s over romeo, I have the high ground
May 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
juliet, from the balcony: it’s over romeo, I have the high ground
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Lorde of the Rings
green day of the dead
dave matthews band of brothers
May 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Lorde of the Rings
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“you look tired”
it’s just that bad things started happening when I was a child and never stopped and now they’re more frequent every year and it’ll be that way until I die
it’s just that bad things started happening when I was a child and never stopped and now they’re more frequent every year and it’ll be that way until I die
January 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“you look tired”
it’s just that bad things started happening when I was a child and never stopped and now they’re more frequent every year and it’ll be that way until I die
it’s just that bad things started happening when I was a child and never stopped and now they’re more frequent every year and it’ll be that way until I die
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sometimes I think about how it feels to be on the open road in the middle of the desert with empty land stretching away from you as far as the eye can see, which part of our prehistoric evolution do you think predisposed us to like that?
manager: I guess I meant any questions about the project
manager: I guess I meant any questions about the project
January 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
sometimes I think about how it feels to be on the open road in the middle of the desert with empty land stretching away from you as far as the eye can see, which part of our prehistoric evolution do you think predisposed us to like that?
manager: I guess I meant any questions about the project
manager: I guess I meant any questions about the project
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putting a dollar into the dopamine vending machine and watching as the dopamine gets stuck on the way down
January 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
putting a dollar into the dopamine vending machine and watching as the dopamine gets stuck on the way down
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I’m actually great at multitasking, it’s just that one of the tasks is always “dealing with the crushing weight of existence”
January 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’m actually great at multitasking, it’s just that one of the tasks is always “dealing with the crushing weight of existence”
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tried to unlock my phone while I was smiling and it said “face not recognized”
January 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
tried to unlock my phone while I was smiling and it said “face not recognized”
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any ball is a stress ball if you’re not good at sports
February 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
any ball is a stress ball if you’re not good at sports
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for a nice gluten-free substitute try grinding the bones of your enemies for your bread
February 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
for a nice gluten-free substitute try grinding the bones of your enemies for your bread
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NATURE FACT: it is both safe and fun to feed the chipmunks. they will appreciate it. feed them. do it. chipmunks are kind and nice, feed please
February 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
NATURE FACT: it is both safe and fun to feed the chipmunks. they will appreciate it. feed them. do it. chipmunks are kind and nice, feed please
Blue Skies Butterflies youtu.be/v2-QygoB14g?...
December 27, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Blue Skies Butterflies youtu.be/v2-QygoB14g?...
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Sleighbells ring -- are you listenin'?
*not looking up from phone* That's crazy.
*not looking up from phone* That's crazy.
December 12, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Sleighbells ring -- are you listenin'?
*not looking up from phone* That's crazy.
*not looking up from phone* That's crazy.
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Remember, if you ask a secret Santa if they're a secret Santa, they have to tell you.
December 13, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Remember, if you ask a secret Santa if they're a secret Santa, they have to tell you.