Black Balloon - Imp
@blackballoon.bsky.social
Speech therapist and internet dipshit. he/him
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Do good things. For people you may never know. It always matters, and it always helps.
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everyone must stop thinking like this. nobody is illegal. the united states' immigration policies have been cruel and inhumane regardless of who the president is. demand better than the lesser evil
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 AM
everyone must stop thinking like this. nobody is illegal. the united states' immigration policies have been cruel and inhumane regardless of who the president is. demand better than the lesser evil
Back to work soon following the Winter Break. Pouring one out for a few lost friends though. Wish they were here, and may we meet again in a more peaceful time.
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Back to work soon following the Winter Break. Pouring one out for a few lost friends though. Wish they were here, and may we meet again in a more peaceful time.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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Trump was able to find $40 billion to bail out Argentina and $300 million for his new ballroom.
Yet he can't find funds to prevent millions of Americans from losing access to healthcare or stop kids from going hungry.
Cruelty is the point.
Yet he can't find funds to prevent millions of Americans from losing access to healthcare or stop kids from going hungry.
Cruelty is the point.
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Trump was able to find $40 billion to bail out Argentina and $300 million for his new ballroom.
Yet he can't find funds to prevent millions of Americans from losing access to healthcare or stop kids from going hungry.
Cruelty is the point.
Yet he can't find funds to prevent millions of Americans from losing access to healthcare or stop kids from going hungry.
Cruelty is the point.
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Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story
October 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
Tried out adding hand weights to my walk after work. Feels decent, started at a very light 4 pounds, probably gonna move to 6 tomorrow and give that a shot. Time for the cycling follow-up.
September 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Tried out adding hand weights to my walk after work. Feels decent, started at a very light 4 pounds, probably gonna move to 6 tomorrow and give that a shot. Time for the cycling follow-up.
Do good things. For people you may never know. It always matters, and it always helps.
September 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Do good things. For people you may never know. It always matters, and it always helps.
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Outrageous. Over 200 journalists have been murdered by the Israeli military.
Grateful for the courageous truth-teller journalists in Gaza for their bravery and sacrifice to tell the stories of Gaza to the world.
Shame on the continuation of funding this genocide.
Grateful for the courageous truth-teller journalists in Gaza for their bravery and sacrifice to tell the stories of Gaza to the world.
Shame on the continuation of funding this genocide.
Al Jazeera Media Network condemns the targeted assassination of its correspondents Anas Al Sharif and Mohammeel Qraiqea, along with photographers Ibrahim Al Thaher, and Mohamed Nofal, by Israeli forces.
#JournalismIsNotACrime
#JournalismIsNotACrime
August 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Outrageous. Over 200 journalists have been murdered by the Israeli military.
Grateful for the courageous truth-teller journalists in Gaza for their bravery and sacrifice to tell the stories of Gaza to the world.
Shame on the continuation of funding this genocide.
Grateful for the courageous truth-teller journalists in Gaza for their bravery and sacrifice to tell the stories of Gaza to the world.
Shame on the continuation of funding this genocide.
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Discovered yesterday after work that my front bike tire had a huge bur stuck in it. Not worth just replacing the tube, it's too compromised. Ah well; it needs servicing anyway, so I'll handle that this weekend and just get in some nice trail walks after work this week instead. I'll get my exercise.
December 4, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Discovered yesterday after work that my front bike tire had a huge bur stuck in it. Not worth just replacing the tube, it's too compromised. Ah well; it needs servicing anyway, so I'll handle that this weekend and just get in some nice trail walks after work this week instead. I'll get my exercise.
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Also, holy shit, Bluesky sends real traffic. Will update this tomorrow with firm numbers but journalism is going to move here for sure. Twitter is a drop in the bucket. It's over, but we are so back, and so on and so forth
December 3, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Also, holy shit, Bluesky sends real traffic. Will update this tomorrow with firm numbers but journalism is going to move here for sure. Twitter is a drop in the bucket. It's over, but we are so back, and so on and so forth
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If you’re an undercover cop let me know in the replies so I can add you to the undercover cops starter pack 👮👮♂️🕵️♂️
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 PM
If you’re an undercover cop let me know in the replies so I can add you to the undercover cops starter pack 👮👮♂️🕵️♂️
Trying to consistently get out for bike rides and walks after work, build up some healthier habits again and get my shit together. My sleep quality has immediately gone way up this week.
November 21, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Trying to consistently get out for bike rides and walks after work, build up some healthier habits again and get my shit together. My sleep quality has immediately gone way up this week.
Fuck it, here's a solid first post: Free Palestine.
October 16, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Fuck it, here's a solid first post: Free Palestine.