Bryan Kritz
@bkritz.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Wishing everyone a hap, hap, happy and joyous day today! Alfie, me and our Charlie Brown Tree were the only ones up at first light! Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wishing everyone a hap, hap, happy and joyous day today! Alfie, me and our Charlie Brown Tree were the only ones up at first light! Merry Christmas!
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Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
Why in God's name would Salt Lake City see an 800% increase searching for plumbers on the day after Thanksgiving, aka "Brown Friday"?
@ericdsnider.bsky.social Can you elaborate on why this is?
@ericdsnider.bsky.social Can you elaborate on why this is?
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Why in God's name would Salt Lake City see an 800% increase searching for plumbers on the day after Thanksgiving, aka "Brown Friday"?
@ericdsnider.bsky.social Can you elaborate on why this is?
@ericdsnider.bsky.social Can you elaborate on why this is?
MILF DUDS
Milky Wad
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Demonheads
Demonheads
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
MILF DUDS
When do they go to penalty kicks?
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
When do they go to penalty kicks?
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Kudos for a top tier film Dad joke!
director: what are you doing?
2nd unit director: you said go shoot bee roll!
2nd unit director: you said go shoot bee roll!
a close up of a bee flying on a gray background
Alt: a close up of a bee flying on a gray background
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Kudos for a top tier film Dad joke!
Felt proud to be a part of #NoKings in Denver yesterday. Trump's authoritan takeover of our democracy must be stopped. Government is FOR the people. We are not here to be ruled by anyone!
October 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Felt proud to be a part of #NoKings in Denver yesterday. Trump's authoritan takeover of our democracy must be stopped. Government is FOR the people. We are not here to be ruled by anyone!
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signed this.
easy to do.
support independent press.
support artists.
give trans people money.
fuck nazis.
fuck ICE.
free Palestine.
easy to do.
support independent press.
support artists.
give trans people money.
fuck nazis.
fuck ICE.
free Palestine.
Join the ACLU and Over 400 Artists to Defend Free Speech
Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air after our government threatened a private company with retaliation for Kimmel’s remarks. This is a dark moment for freedom of speech in our nation.
www.aclu.org
September 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
signed this.
easy to do.
support independent press.
support artists.
give trans people money.
fuck nazis.
fuck ICE.
free Palestine.
easy to do.
support independent press.
support artists.
give trans people money.
fuck nazis.
fuck ICE.
free Palestine.
Done and I've canceled my Disney+ subscription as well! You should too. We have to push back on this authoritarian regime with our voices and our wallets!
signed this.
easy to do.
support independent press.
support artists.
give trans people money.
fuck nazis.
fuck ICE.
free Palestine.
easy to do.
support independent press.
support artists.
give trans people money.
fuck nazis.
fuck ICE.
free Palestine.
Join the ACLU and Over 400 Artists to Defend Free Speech
Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air after our government threatened a private company with retaliation for Kimmel’s remarks. This is a dark moment for freedom of speech in our nation.
www.aclu.org
September 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Done and I've canceled my Disney+ subscription as well! You should too. We have to push back on this authoritarian regime with our voices and our wallets!
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
September 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
"And how you die does not redeem how you live. You do not become a hero in your death when you are a weapon of the enemy in your life. I can abhor the violence that took your life but I don't have to celebrate how you chose to live." 💯
I’m not a very religious person but I know a good sermon when I hear one.
Pastor Wesley is taking us to church! PREACH! 🙌
Pastor Wesley is taking us to church! PREACH! 🙌
September 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"And how you die does not redeem how you live. You do not become a hero in your death when you are a weapon of the enemy in your life. I can abhor the violence that took your life but I don't have to celebrate how you chose to live." 💯
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This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)
August 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
Fuck tesla but sooooo many restaurant deliveries are made this way....across the nation. Either dropped off b4 staff even arrives or lined up outside and then staff puts it away after it's checked in. Most times it's lined up just inside the place in a back room or hallway and then put away by staff
The Tesla diner is unfortunately in my neighborhood so I took a little peek to see boxes of milk and frozen foods out in the heat. Good luck to everyone’s stomachs.
July 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Fuck tesla but sooooo many restaurant deliveries are made this way....across the nation. Either dropped off b4 staff even arrives or lined up outside and then staff puts it away after it's checked in. Most times it's lined up just inside the place in a back room or hallway and then put away by staff
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Floor plans of Marvel's offices at 575 Madison Avenue (by Marie Severin, circa 1976) and 387 Park Avenue South (by Bob Camp, 1983.)
July 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Floor plans of Marvel's offices at 575 Madison Avenue (by Marie Severin, circa 1976) and 387 Park Avenue South (by Bob Camp, 1983.)
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
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And here they are! www.fangoria.com/2025-fangori...
Here Are The 2025 FANGORIA CHAINSAW AWARDS Nominees
The FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards return to honor the best horror movies of the year! Find the full list of nominees right here. Voting is NOW OPEN!
www.fangoria.com
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
And here they are! www.fangoria.com/2025-fangori...
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who or Transformers
July 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who or Transformers